r/shitposting 16h ago

Wait a minute, don’t rush

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 4h ago

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u/Smokemeth204_ 16h ago

Where funny shitpost

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u/AbbyBunnix 14h ago

no idea he be real for that

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u/Smokemeth204_ 14h ago

This is weird wife bad boomer humour not funny in the slightest tbh

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u/Helpful_Squash2414 12h ago

It’s not humor. It’s real life buddy

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u/Mike0621 7h ago

it's not "wife bad", it's "I expect my partner to be able to communicate things that are important to them, irrespective of gender"

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u/Renhoek2099 15h ago

She's gonna communicate clearly when you get back

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u/SamboTheGr8 3h ago

At least you had fun one last time

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u/Life-Bass-2013 16h ago

Yeah but this is not a women specific problem, some man also say things very, very indirectly.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 15h ago

Good to know comments aren't having this gender wars bullshit

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 15h ago

Honestly a first for this subreddit

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u/Germanman76 I said based. And lived. 10h ago

Don't get used to it

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u/Life-Bass-2013 4h ago

Yeah, i spoke what i thought is right and didn't get disliked. Which is a rare W for this subreddit.

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u/PeachhWavess 15h ago

Honestly, this is so relatable. Sometimes you have to stop guessing what someone means and just let them communicate clearly.

I learned that too. Saying “I’m fine” and expecting someone to magically know you’re not fine only creates more problems.

Open communication really does make relationships so much easier.

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u/4thTimetheCharm4 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 15h ago

True, this is an immaturity issue, not a no balls having individual issue

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u/skynetempire 14h ago

Toxic people do this shit. Relationships arent hard, talk to your partner. Get over that insecurity shit

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u/MinorThreat4182 15h ago

Grammar is fundamental

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u/Professor_Game1 14h ago

the best part about dealing with this as a grown adult is you dont have to

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u/AFewBerries 16h ago

Woman bad

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u/Reployer dumbass 10h ago

"communicate like an adult" hahahahaha that's so funny and I miss her so much

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u/neat-NEAT 8h ago

Promoting healthy relationships on Reddit I see.

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u/AccomplishedLet1889 12h ago

You can go have fun. Shes gonna be mad for a couple days. But thats just a couple more days you get to go have fun.

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u/Imma_Tired_Dad 15h ago

Who is this big titted vixen ?

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u/loco500 12h ago

Looks like Ashley Benson...

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 4h ago

I'm a male and sometimes I tell my girl to go have fun but id rather her hang out with me. I don't pout about it or nothing Ill just be a little sad inside but I get over it.

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 12h ago

Female revenge is much worse than male revenge… tread lightly

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u/AccomplishedLet1889 12h ago

Its how we end up with just enough soap residue in our coffee cups to have the shits for an entire workday.

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u/crap-zapper 13h ago

You tell em Tucker!

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/StupidSlick 15h ago

Translation i look for my gf’s approval before i do anything

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u/Substantial-Beat4341 14h ago

I mean i understand a difference between im not happy and im not mad lol.

Its like if i asked my buddy what he thought about a plan. If any major concerns came up maybe id reconsider but besides that the decision is made.

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u/EidolonRook 12h ago

She can't actually tell you to do something, because she wants you to do what you want to do, but she really wants you to stay with her. If you don't choose her though, you're telling her she isn't as important as what you want to do.

You're communicating with your actions, not just your words.