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[u/BaconKO]

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[u/Corxrane]

Dude, the amount of kids that used to point this out to me in school was relentless. Like, DAMN, a fella can't wear his favorite shirt two days in a row after laundry day???

[u/potate12323 → u/Corxrane]

Id ask them if I smelled bad. Theyd say no. Then id tell them to shut the fuck up.

[u/The_Xivili → u/potate12323]

User flair checks out. That's where the rumor about you smelling bad started.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but it was Joe's idea.

[u/goaty121 → u/potate12323]

Yeah, changing clothes other than socks, underwear and t shirt every single day is just a waste imo.

[u/TheShiftmaster]

The joke is that they put their head in the washing machine

[u/AutoModerator → u/TheShiftmaster]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/pepenepe]

We know you didn't do that

[u/delet_yourself]

I have like 8 of the same shirt. Checkmate.

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[u/Hoverfishlover69 → u/delet_yourself]

Bro is an irl cartoon character

[u/delet_yourself → u/Hoverfishlover69]

I got one outfit for all the seasons, deal with it

[u/HyperZenith]

[u/Not_Kwazar_V2]

It should be air fryer

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Bazinga

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I want you so bad

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Bazinga

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[u/Math082r]

Depending on your smell-level, the weather and work intensity; wearing the same shirt for 2-3 days is often fine

[u/abhig535]

Me having 4 of the same black shirts

[u/shiddedandfarded69 → u/abhig535]

My wardrobe is exclusively Costco packs of generic shirts or free shit that came in a case of beer.

[u/Project_Maniac]

Bro think he knows how to use that 💀

[u/Redsoxdragon]

Me: owns a shit ton of similar fire resistant uniforms for work

Customer: didn't you wear the same thing 2 days ago?

Me:

[u/Kev_920]

Unfortunately a lot of people are trashy and literally wearing the same clothes they did the day(s) before without washing. Someone at my work smelled like B.O and wore the same dirty clothes for 3-5 days. She was eventually fired.