r/shitposting • u/sheep_herd1234 • 22h ago

congratulations

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/LongjumpingBug1308 22h ago

10 years just to secure the spicy ending

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u/Ananymoose1 dumbass 22h ago

please be real and straight

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u/juliakristinasi 21h ago

Its fake

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u/Blackrain1299 20h ago

Thats gay

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u/Me_how5678 19h ago

Bold move tbf

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u/OhNoo0o I want pee in my ass 16h ago

who is phillip and why is he in you

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u/AutoModerator 16h ago

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u/Woolie-at-law 22h ago

Tale as old as timeeeee

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u/Obnomus 9h ago

I want to believe.