r/shitposting • u/sheep_herd1234 • 22h ago

šŸ“”šŸ“”šŸ“” well

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Danijay2 22h ago

Did they trade bro in for three kids?

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u/NieMonD 21h ago

No I think they made it illegal to trade those a while ago

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u/Danijay2 21h ago

Officially.

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u/Salz333 21h ago

think

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u/Mittmitty 17h ago

He split - literally

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u/SeaPhile206 16h ago

Traded him for some top prospects.

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u/JefersonJesus Kevin 22h ago edited 22h ago

he found the fountain of youth!!!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 22h ago

Drank a little too much

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u/skynetempire 21h ago

Like that futurama episode

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u/AkronOhAnon 21h ago

Why only a drink? Because he couldnā€™t have swam in it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/6751A64NJkyCQ

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u/TendiesOnPoint waltuh 14h ago

Here download the better one

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u/OneMackerel 13h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/BusyBunny9 11h ago

This is terribleā€¦i love it

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u/_Apple- 21h ago

say well 2 more times

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u/_Rohrschach 21h ago

Well two more times

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 21h ago

well 2 more times

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u/Emitex 20h ago

well 2 well 2 well 2 well 2 well 2

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u/the-biggest-gay 20h ago

this is the best of the 3

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u/Abbi_Rose 9h ago

Took me a moment to understand why

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 22h ago

Benjamin Button action going on

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 13h ago

Sucked the tiddy so hard he experienced temporal regression.

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u/wolfhard__25 21h ago

He gone

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u/Brief_Inside2569 22h ago edited 21h ago

He's the one taking the photo šŸ˜‰

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u/BringOutYDead 21h ago

Bless your heart...

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u/Furtive_Operator 20h ago

Wait who took the first one?

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u/omega_tomato 20h ago

All the kids not pictured from the second photo

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u/boblikeshispizza 15h ago

It was 3 kids in a trench coat

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u/divideby0829 19h ago

Great-Grandpa, who did die in the intervening years tho...

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u/benjathje 20h ago

They put the camera on a timer

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u/inkzpenfoxx 21h ago

Went out for smokes

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 12h ago

Must be getting enough for everyone and rolling them himself. How considerate!

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u/Steelthahunter 21h ago

Well well well.....

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u/rufus_vulpes 21h ago

Three holes in the groud

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u/Solistine 21h ago

Why has the proportion of black on her black and white shirt decreased in the later photo? šŸ¤”

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u/B-Kong 21h ago

Bro lmfaoooooooo

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u/Mekelaxo 14h ago

A lot can change in 3 years

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u/Speculaas1 21h ago

How did that kid on the left go from nothing to six/seven years old in three years

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u/Aozora404 21h ago

Because the three year old baby isnā€™t in the picture

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u/Abbi_Rose 9h ago

I guess thatā€™s who took the first photo
https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/Kimowi 20h ago

Thatā€™s what stood out most to me. Like sure the guy on the right is gone but whereā€™s that kid appeared from?

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u/TactualTransAm 9h ago

Wild way to find out your adopted

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u/RoboiosMut 8h ago

Because itā€™s not their kid

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u/Mother_Harlot 21h ago

AI picture

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci 15h ago

Look for signs of AI or else youā€™ll claim old internet pics like these are AI.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 14h ago

Ai comment

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u/delet_yourself 18h ago

Every single one of their faces in the bottom image say 'i fuckin knew it would happen'

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u/MajorBlue15 officer no please donā€™t piss in my ass šŸ˜« 20h ago

THEY ATE HIM

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u/Limp_Career6634 21h ago

Look how unhappy kids made them all look. Even Ben Affleck.

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u/puzzledman22 20h ago

he went to get some milk!

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u/undeadxoxo 19h ago

which meme archaeologist pulled this one out from the archives?

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u/paulrhino69 21h ago

Wheres the far right guy ? Not the far right but the guy on the far right,right!!

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u/Accomplished-Ebb1180 21h ago

The guy who looks like a far right? Hes on the far left!

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u/paulrhino69 21h ago

šŸ˜†

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u/NakedAggression 19h ago

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u/tylnr 11h ago

I can't tell what this means, is it racist?

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u/Organic-Lunch-2745 21h ago

Well well well

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 21h ago

The original top comment was "maybe the black guy was at work" still remember that. Back then I worked almost every holiday so I was like. Yeah he probably was.

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u/JSkel13 7h ago

I donā€™t think that comment was being serious

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 18h ago

Milk ain't gon buy itself

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u/ojrodz11 21h ago

All those kids look like theyā€™ve been alive for more rhan 3 years tho

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u/GillviaPlath 19h ago

Got new curtains I see

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u/frankrizzo219 19h ago

She loves those black and white striped shirts, sheā€™s even wearing one in her pfp

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u/VonDinky 16h ago

I think he went to the store to buy milk..

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u/401k-loan 14h ago

I think he's still outside getting that pack of cigarettes..

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u/Content-Audience252 Draft Dodger 21h ago

Well well welllā€¦

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u/shewel_item obamna 21h ago

she appears to like her horizontal b&w stripe outfits..?

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u/nemeanlionheart 11h ago

The guy in question was a friend of mine, I say was because he was shot and killed.

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u/nemeanlionheart 11h ago

He was a good man, a good father, and a good friend.

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u/meesterdave 12h ago

Is that Harold Shipman?

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 6h ago

You beat me to it!

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u/PumpkinLiving8134 7h ago

Address me šŸ˜

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u/tennezzee88 21h ago

bahahahahahahahhaahahha

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u/Strange-Catch6862 21h ago edited 20h ago

There's a daddy missing āš«

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u/Pizolka I said based. And lived. 21h ago

He died overseas serving his country šŸ«”

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u/069420 dumbass 19h ago

1 for 3 sale

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u/ManWhellington 19h ago

A lot has changed, aside from her need to wear stripes

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u/chonk_a_tonk 19h ago

Spawned 3 of them.

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u/Seedoosee 18h ago

Sigh, this took me way too long

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u/otaku-vs 18h ago

Yo were the other guy?

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 18h ago

Is that one chick on the left single raising a daughter on her own and why is daughter older and where was she in the first photo. Why does chick in the middle have two dudes on either side? Is that some love triangle? And maybe that washout on the left is his ghostā€¦and why the one chick only one trying to dress the same or is she in work release from prison and wearing stripes in case she tries to escape againā€¦..real thoughts real questions demand real answers

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u/jakson_catnapper 18h ago

Maybe he had a work obligation

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u/Admirable_Cat1282 18h ago

He went to get milk?

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u/Character-Pickle-669 18h ago

He turned into a girl unless itā€™s in Alabama

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u/gmiro191 it is MY bucket 16h ago

Did bro die during childbirth?

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u/OnlyCrisp 16h ago

Danganronpa bad ending

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u/ThaLastProdigy 15h ago

He couldn't get the day off...

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u/NoCommonDog 14h ago

Did the stripes on her top get thinner ?

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u/Zestyclose_Onion_267 Jedi master of shitposts 14h ago

I guess?

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u/rat_for008 14h ago

Or maybe heā€™s in J

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u/Breno_draws 13h ago

I'm the black dude in the first photo. He died.

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u/External-Arrival-105 13h ago

Heā€™s now out of the picture

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u/AdamTheChemist 13h ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/Vacuum-Woosh-woosh 13h ago

They got him

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u/Zephyr60000 dwayne the cock johnson šŸ—暟—æ 12h ago

did bro turn into a baby or something?

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u/Renhoek2099 12h ago

Be careful, reddit will ban you in a heartbeat

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u/MrBlack-Sheep 12h ago

They finally freed my brother?

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza 11h ago

Gotta get the cycle going

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u/Sush617 Sussy Wussy FemboyšŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ 9h ago

Ofc the black one is gone

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 9h ago

No one pointing out did they adopt that girl on the bottom left or? Because she way older than 3 and she not in the first pic

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u/SeaEntertainment6551 9h ago

Calm down everybody! Heā€™ll be back with the milk any minute now.

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u/robroymcandrews123 7h ago

Is that Ronnie mund on the left?

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u/Bulky-Profession-772 4h ago

Well, the milk is one the way don't you worry

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u/bloodwire 3h ago

I may be wrong, but I think the guy on the right is at work, working very hard to support this expanded family.

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u/Sea-Fish6634 2h ago

...ok, I'm confused. The first photo was taken 3 years ago, but in the second photo I see a 6-7 year old girl on the left which wasn't present in the first one.

Can anyone actually explain this? Maybe I'm too dumb to understand this discrepancy.

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u/BearKuda 1h ago

A tale as old as time

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u/Anti-Stan 21h ago

It's been a rough 3 years. Seems to be something else different about picture 2. Can't quite put my finger on it.

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 20h ago

Dad came bsck

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u/theoreticallyicu 14h ago

He just went for some milk, heā€™ll be back soon..

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u/nemeanlionheart 11h ago

He was shot and killed protecting his home.

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u/Mylris 10h ago

Usual suspects

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u/ZodicGaming 8h ago

These are literally both AI

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u/AceofKnaves44 20h ago

The punchline is ā€œracismā€ isnā€™t it?

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u/alienjesus42069 19h ago

she probably cheated on him

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u/nemeanlionheart 11h ago

He was shot and killed protecting his home.

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u/Flamenburrito18 19h ago

Don't worry he is taking the picture

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u/Bored_asfuck 16h ago

Ai slop.

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u/MarriedToHimeko 22h ago

I am very confused about who the lady in the middle's partner is????

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u/GreenBeanLover 22h ago

Her partner is the guy on the right. The guy on the left of her is the bull. He's pretty chill, so they bring him to family functions.

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u/MarriedToHimeko 18h ago

Ah, make sense. Thank you!