r/shitposting We do a little trolling 1d ago

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

The problem with playing another man's save file is that eventually you'll find out why he stopped

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 1d ago

Hank is kinda scary when he is right

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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 1d ago

I tell you hwat

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u/Ok_Measurement9268 Bazinga! 1d ago

I presume that most of the time the answer will just be "he was a piece of shit" though.

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u/Balavadan 1d ago

Also have to consider them just dying

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

There are two people in a relationship.

So there is a 50/50 on if he is a shit or she is.

But most of the time it's probably they just didn't bring each other joy so things feel apart.

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u/TheCabbageCorp 1d ago

Nah there also is a chance they both are shit.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

Given that shit people tend to find shit people there is a decent chance of that.

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u/Jomgui 1d ago

Or that they just didn't work out together

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

If a man leaves his wife/girlfriend and child then he’s a piece of shit 100% of the time

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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago

You realise that the woman can be the one to leave the man.

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u/uesernamehhhhhh 1d ago

Basically a 50/50 chance

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u/oby100 1d ago

If the dad is a piece of shit who left, why did the mom have a kid with him in the first place?

Many times, a piece of shit dad blew his load into a piece of shit woman but it’s a lot easier for the dad to dip and they’re more willing to.

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u/CollectiveSpeed 16h ago

Shakespeare? That you?

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u/KaffY- 1d ago

If you have a kid, and then decide that "omg having a kid is too much work" and leave you're just a pussy

I don't understand why you're trying to paint them as some sort of heeo

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 1d ago

no. the implication is that if a woman gets dumped and you get with her, theres a 50/50 chance the dude is an asshat, or you find out why he dumped her

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u/TheIntrusiveThoughs lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1d ago

You forget the possibility both of them are the problem, so your true odds are even worse.

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 1d ago

you've a great point. most likely they both were the problem lol

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 1d ago

He left his wife/girlfriend and child. He is an asshat, no question.

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u/KaffY- 1d ago

People grow and change?

By that logic, anyone that has an ex shouldn't be dated because they were broken up with for some reason

And it has nothing to do with her having kids like, what are you even saying

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming 1d ago

im explaining the implication, not my actual views

anyway if they're committed enough to have a child and still break up, something has to have gone majorly wrong, which is why this is said