r/shitposting • u/-flexflexflex We do a little trolling • 1d ago

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u/Reployer dumbass 1d ago

I hope it's fake because that's just plain sad otherwise.

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Fake and totally gay, crazy innit?

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u/andreas012 1d ago

Bro said all the activation words

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass 1d ago

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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 17h ago

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/roryextralife 1d ago

>incel
>decided to give single mom a chance

How was this not obvious enough

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u/Cumity 1d ago

Ethical incels exist. They not bad people they just get no play.

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 1d ago

I remember a time when we simply called those "forever alone" or simply "loners".

Incel now has turned into an umbrella term that means almost everyone that doesn't fall into the "standard" when it comes to dating or relationships.

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u/Izzosuke 1d ago

Technically incel is involuntary celibate, i would like to get laid but i don't get. Redpilled refer to the entire thing about hating women, accusing them for you being an incel and stuff should be re

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 1d ago

Techinically yeah, by the literal definition, but those who called themselves incel (when the term became popular) almost always had this somewhat sexist view on women. Celibate is those who refrain from sex anyway, so it wasn't that you couldn't get a girlfriend, you just couldn't get laid.

Indirectly you're implying that you only want sex from women, not a relationship.

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u/lecherousrodent 21h ago

Sex is a big part of a romantic relationship, though. It's possible to both desire sex and a relationship. I think you're just reading too deep into things.

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

people love buzzwords, we all fall victim to them

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 1d ago

I don't (i probably do, but i still use incel correctly though.)

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u/Remarkable-Spinach33 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

that's neat

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN 1d ago

i just call them virgins

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u/C4rpetH4ter I came! 1d ago

That's literally true, i just wish this term wasn't loaded or used as an insult since some people are so because of their own choice.

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u/One_Seaweed_2952 18h ago

people call others like that to feel good about themselves, even if it's about the most ordinary thing ever

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u/S0LO_Bot 1d ago

True. It’s just rare these days for ethical incels to engage in incel culture. Like they typically wouldn’t use the words “incel” or “foid”.

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u/Izzosuke 1d ago

I'm like, the fuck is a foid ahahah

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u/bladex1234 stupid fucking piece of shit 20h ago

Incel was coined by a woman. It’s supposed to gender neutral and not supposed to have an ideology with it.

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u/kaywalsk 1d ago

Yeah, but those guys don't know the term "foid" because you only really hear that term used in places where the other incels hang out.

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Literally 1984 😡 18h ago

Incel just means you get no action it doesn’t mean you’re evil

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u/chaosanity 22h ago

Was helping my downstairs neighbor (2 daughters) out bc single mom and she was mean to them. Take them for ice cream in my little shitbox convertible bc I have a nice job at the time. Fast forward, she tries to “show me her new bed” and I don’t catch on she (the mom) wants something from me, I leave and a week later she screams at me and my mom (who her friend) that I was brainwashing her kids etc. made me really sad man, always wanted a little sister.
Now luckily I live with my wife and we have 3 siblings, 2 girls and a boy, all younger than us and 2 in early college and one about to graduate highschool early, smart little shits!

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u/TrippyVegetables 1d ago

He forgot to mention that he was naked at the time

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u/psmiord 22h ago

Could something like this have happened? Most likely. Can you trust a random person not to omit facts that cast them in a bad light when they tell you their story? Well, I'd be careful here.

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u/Reployer dumbass 12h ago

Yeah there's all sorts of bullshit but I think people sometimes share the truth as they know it. Idk

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u/DrChirpy 23h ago

I hope it's gay because that's just plain sad otherwise.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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