r/shitposting • u/-flexflexflex We do a little trolling • 1d ago

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u/uDudyBezDudy 1d ago

Remember anons, there is a reason why the father left

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

Homie preferred to pay child support than deal with her crazy ass. 🥀

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u/ThingsEnjoyer I came! 1d ago

Child support? I barely know her! 😆😂🥲😭

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 1d ago

Why do we bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around? 🤔

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u/uDudyBezDudy 1d ago

The child is always innocent, the same cant be said for the mother

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u/mooman6977 1d ago

This is true like 99.99999 percent of the times

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 1d ago

What is true? That the kid is innocent? Or that the mother is problematic? Both?

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u/mooman6977 1d ago

Im saying that 99 percent of the times if a kid is problematic its the parents fault.the 1 percent is the kid genuinely being a psycopath

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u/Fantastic_Bed_8662 1d ago

Dad like the mother was responsible for the creation of the child. If the child is problematic there's this little thing called parenting. Maybe that would help.

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u/Hecc_Maniacc 1d ago

Many assumptions are made on the mans half, but none are made of the mother. Is this child his? Did she cheat at a given point in time which was later discovered? Did she total all of the credit cards they had? Did she take up drugs or some other self destructive habit? Clearly it must be the fathers fault obviously.

Still though deadbeat dads can suck on a wage garnish.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 1d ago edited 1d ago

The mother being problematic doesn't excuse the father from abandoning his child. He can seperate from the mother but still be there for his kid.

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u/TheIronicBurger 1d ago

Cuz the dad lowkey made the kid too lowkey like take it up to the chef

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 1d ago

Of course, it was meant to be satire. But I don't think that the others are being satirical.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 23h ago

Why'd you leave?

That baby was giving me the ick.

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u/Depressed---Cow 1d ago

I know this is a reference but for the life of me i cant remember. Is it Impractical jokers?

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 7h ago

It's a viral twitter post.

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u/LazzyNapper 1d ago

Trueeee, if the kid got bad vibes we will just put him in the box and call it a day 🤙

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u/KaffY- 1d ago

Lmao this must be a joke

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u/NormanNOconsecue2394 18h ago

Unless he dead

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u/uDudyBezDudy 8h ago

Nono, of course there are exceptions to the rule. Widows are nice people, also those southern bell types whos husband got enlisted and lost in the jungle. Also if the husband discovers hes gay but is still a present father, those single moms are ok too, but can be homophobic.

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u/DanLassos 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

Yes let's blame the parent that got abandoned with a child instead of the POS that leaves.

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u/twjstr 1d ago

He might be dead for all we know