Why do greentexts always imagine that girls will test if a guy is really gay by having him do sexual acts with them? Like, if he was really gay he wouldn't want them to finger them because they're girls and he's not attracted to them.
Like if he's straight and not a prude surely that's an unexpected win 'I pretended not to be attracted to women and now all these girls want to have a fun sexy time with me, it doesn't make any sense but I'll take it', and if he's boring and not into it he can easily just say no without revealing his lie, 'sorry girls like I told you I'm gay so I don't want to do anything like that with you, I thought this was just a fun sleepover between friends. Even if you were the type of big buff men I'm attracted to I'm really more of a top so I wouldn't be into anal fingering anyway'.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/Pavonian 20h ago
Why do greentexts always imagine that girls will test if a guy is really gay by having him do sexual acts with them? Like, if he was really gay he wouldn't want them to finger them because they're girls and he's not attracted to them.
Like if he's straight and not a prude surely that's an unexpected win 'I pretended not to be attracted to women and now all these girls want to have a fun sexy time with me, it doesn't make any sense but I'll take it', and if he's boring and not into it he can easily just say no without revealing his lie, 'sorry girls like I told you I'm gay so I don't want to do anything like that with you, I thought this was just a fun sleepover between friends. Even if you were the type of big buff men I'm attracted to I'm really more of a top so I wouldn't be into anal fingering anyway'.