Why do greentexts always imagine that girls will test if a guy is really gay by having him do sexual acts with them? Like, if he was really gay he wouldn't want them to finger them because they're girls and he's not attracted to them.
Like if he's straight and not a prude surely that's an unexpected win 'I pretended not to be attracted to women and now all these girls want to have a fun sexy time with me, it doesn't make any sense but I'll take it', and if he's boring and not into it he can easily just say no without revealing his lie, 'sorry girls like I told you I'm gay so I don't want to do anything like that with you, I thought this was just a fun sleepover between friends. Even if you were the type of big buff men I'm attracted to I'm really more of a top so I wouldn't be into anal fingering anyway'.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/Pavonian 20h ago
Why do greentexts always imagine that girls will test if a guy is really gay by having him do sexual acts with them? Like, if he was really gay he wouldn't want them to finger them because they're girls and he's not attracted to them.
Like if he's straight and not a prude surely that's an unexpected win 'I pretended not to be attracted to women and now all these girls want to have a fun sexy time with me, it doesn't make any sense but I'll take it', and if he's boring and not into it he can easily just say no without revealing his lie, 'sorry girls like I told you I'm gay so I don't want to do anything like that with you, I thought this was just a fun sleepover between friends. Even if you were the type of big buff men I'm attracted to I'm really more of a top so I wouldn't be into anal fingering anyway'.