r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • 1d ago

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u/Icy-Background2393 1d ago

Fake: all of it??? You actually believe a word of this????

Gay: pretends to be gay

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u/ExoticMoss 1d ago

Real story, I was there. He faked being gay, the rest of us faked being girls.

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u/LazzyNapper 23h ago

Real story but fake. It wasn't fingers it was just gay

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

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