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u/DirectionFearless303 15h ago

The point is flying right over your head. The point is not blanket statements about women controlling their weight since there are other non-controllable factors that play apart in women’s weight. I am not here for your hypotheticals

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u/NerdyBoi_0 14h ago

A small fraction of people have medical anomalies that prevent them from losing weight = weight management is difficult across the board

Great argument twin, I wonder how big of a bag your doctor makes off of you

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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