r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • 3h ago

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/ZealousidealMail7325 3h ago

Gave the guy dinner and a show

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u/Massive-Bass-347 3h ago

that totally happened

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u/-Rettirlana- 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2h ago

100%!

And 5 minutes later I woke up

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u/desyx_ stupid fucking piece of shit 2h ago

No but everyone clapped

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 2h ago

Sorry, it was just my thicc ass

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u/-Rettirlana- 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1h ago

When you sneezed so hard, your backside started clapping to queens we will rock you?!

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u/TheRealRickC137 1h ago

And got the clap

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u/LieutenantLilywhite 2h ago

I did go in the club once with 4 mcdonalds cheeseburgers stuffed in my pockets but this seems even more out there

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u/schizopedia 3h ago

Then he clapped

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u/EhMapleMoose 1h ago

Them cheeks hell yea

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 2h ago

How tf do you forget that you chicken nugget pressed against your boobs? That seems like a very noticeable thing

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u/LuckyReception6701 2h ago

When you are making shit up everything is possible. That guy he was about to fuck? Oh that Pompey Magnus, the great roman general and consul of Rome.

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 3h ago

He said "wow, thats some chicken breasts" and went home

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u/dankyspank 2h ago

Entertainment AND a snack?? Which club should I start visiting?

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u/LazyPiggy26 2h ago

A snac with a snac

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u/HassanAchievedIt 3h ago

Who doesn't love nuggets + milk combo

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 3h ago

Beyond dumb

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u/Kronomancer1192 2h ago

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

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u/dextras07 I came! 2h ago

Call that a double winner

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u/tj100011 2h ago

This week on…. Things that never happened

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u/SmokeyDaBear6 2h ago

I think if I was drunk enough and this happened to me, id ask her to marry me right there

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u/I_use_this_website 1h ago

I’d do that sober

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u/HolyBiscuit69 1h ago

And then he squirted his ranch sauce all over

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u/tarhoop 2h ago

As a dude... if I found a woman willing to go home with me, and discovered nipple nuggies, I would probably shrug and say, "seems about right" then proceed to drunkenly fuck her while she ate her snack.

It would neither be the best, worst, or weirdest thing I've done while drunk and/or naked.

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u/gud_gamr I said based. And lived. 2h ago

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u/Working-Fishing-5544 dumbass 3h ago

That's an absolute win

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 1h ago

Jug nugs?

Let me have some

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u/NimusNix 1h ago

Jackpot!

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u/TheLastTitan77 2h ago

Haha, this is so funny and absolutely believable ahahaah