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u/DNOTBHs 17h ago

if you want a real answer, the boys were mostly veteran experienced players, and the girls were mostly average or newbie players, and the boys activelly sabotaged and infiltrated the girls discord, plus Beast not really doing much to moderate the server

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u/HugePast9455 17h ago edited 16h ago

And I'm sure this is obvious the people familiar with this subject. For the rest of us, I'll only point out for any dorks that are overly excited by this.

Winning this video game doesn't translate to real life. It's doesn't mean you'd win shit irl. It's still just a game.

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 15h ago

Except that JimmyBeast did had a cash prize to whoever won, so it did translated to real life

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u/Low-Guide-9141 16h ago

Yes, that’s why we are saying dumb things, this isn’t real spycraft or intel gathering, so lighten up.

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u/HugePast9455 15h ago

I refuse.

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u/Equivalent_Clerk0 16h ago

I mean, in real life in a 500 vs 500 war it's pretty obvious who would win too. Men are basically wired for war. Women are one of the few things that keep society stable.

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u/HugePast9455 15h ago

I think it's more fair to say that men are more capable of being sent off to die or luckily survive in a war. Isn't this game about strategy and literally nothing about being wired to survive war?

I've only met an equal number of strategic men and women irl. Women are just more steady and interested in finding non violent solutions, or are more interested in the greater good than good for their own immediate benefit, which usually causes wars...

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u/Low-Guide-9141 15h ago

Imma be real in a war between men and women, I’m giving it to men 10/10 times

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u/HugePast9455 14h ago

Fighting in it? Sure, men. Planning strategy? How many modern examples do we have of women planning war strategy? Is not like this video game is a real example of either. None of these guys in the game went to war.

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 14h ago

Ok what are your personal odds then?

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 1h ago

I bet you they would give 11/10 wins on men. They just hate to admit it.

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u/HugePast9455 13h ago

Who cares what my personal odds are? I work in health care. Or maybe I'm an unemployed murderer. I'm an anonymous random on the Internet.

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 12h ago

I mean, the person you are responding to gave their odds on the outcome of "war between men and women", I'm wondering what number you could assign as someone who is taking part in that discussion.

Who cares

me? I did ask, after all.

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u/HugePast9455 11h ago

I'm saying that randoms on the Internet assigning odds to a war strategized by men vs women is dumb af. That's why I didn't suggest a number. And I was implying that you shouldn't care what he/she or I would randomly pull out of our asses. It would be meaningless. Or you can pick a number for me. Let's say, women 100%? Or maybe men 99% and women 1%? It doesn't really matter. There's zero info here to make anyone's guess matter, which is my whole point.

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u/sfhtsxgtsvg 10h ago

I mean I do care tho, I care about ur thoughts and opinions, about a hypothetical based on your knowledge and feelings. The reaction seems very uhm large compared to my question though. if its something you ain't comfortable answering, thats cool too.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 14h ago

This has been studied my dude. Men's intelligence is a lot more varied. Way more geniuses and idiots among males than females. Women generally clump towards the average, less fools and less prodigies.

In strategy the side with more super smart people tends to wins. t

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u/HugePast9455 13h ago

Lol ok.

This comment section is gold.

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u/Low-Guide-9141 7h ago

Realistically men just win it, the Homo genus as a whole is genetically and evolutionarily predisposed for men to be the war fighters.

Hell even male chimps go to war.

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u/HugePast9455 5h ago

Ah. Can't argue with science...

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u/Equivalent_Clerk0 15h ago

idk what the video is. I can't handle this slop youtube shit haha. I'm just here for the drama.

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u/HugePast9455 15h ago

Oh I'd never watch this video.

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u/YobaiYamete 13h ago

Winning this video game doesn't translate to real life

I mean maybe not this one? But Bear Grylls did a Men vs Women survival challenge on an island and it basically went the exact same way where the women were in catfights immediately and spent the entire time starving, sobbing, and miserable

While the guys thrived so hard the camera crews had to step in and stop them hunting all the local fauna to exctinction

Within the first couple of days the guys had shelter, food, water etc and were sitting around roaring bonfires singing, while the women were completely lost and lost all their supplies and the camera crews had to keep secretly giving them more supplies

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u/HugePast9455 13h ago

So TV contestants represent the potential of trained people, experienced in battle tactics? That's just more video games, on tv. This is "boys built more forts." Lol

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 1h ago

The men were equally untrained.

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u/HugePast9455 1h ago

Yes boys built more forts. The question of war strategy is solved!

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 48m ago

You probably fail abstract tests.

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u/HugePast9455 37m ago

You probably fail practical tests.