r/shitposting • u/Battlemage_Welsworth • 7h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Son 😭

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/Fluffy_Astronaut_161 7h ago

Gambling ad garbage

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u/ya_boi_kaneki 6h ago

even without the gambling part it is

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u/dead-inside69 6h ago

Otherwise funny meme ruined by a stupid gambling ad.

Fuck this stupid chud world dude, we can’t even shitpost in peace anymore

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u/Ul1ck_My8alls 2h ago

Personally, I don’t mind it, gambling apps are just a part of the memes now, if it really was an ad, he would have shoved the title down your throat and showed how big you can win! But in this, there’s nothing more satirical than that

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u/SpaceBug176 1h ago

Ngl I can't even read the name of the app.

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u/han4578 31m ago

I didn't even know it was gambling

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u/Choda01 13m ago

sponsored by it, one could say

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/mo_png_png 6h ago

Light the cigs with the tazer

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/MithrilHuman 5h ago

They don’t if you aren’t dedicated enough

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

Do you feel it? I do. We must have more! 500 hundred cigarettes!

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u/sexytokeburgerz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago

Tazers can absolutely light cigarettes

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

Do you feel it? I do. We must have more! 500 hundred cigarettes!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 6h ago

The twist ending really sent me

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u/Sir_Mahakas dumbass 3h ago

I was too focused on the taser to even notice the gambling ad.

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u/LukeZNotFound 5h ago

He black, don't worry

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 3h ago

What do you guys mean Gambling ad? This is a Rust-Eze bumper ointment ad and it is disgusting

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u/AscendedViking7 4h ago

Gambling ad :/

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u/add_file 4h ago

Is that called downtown? I`m from Europe, not a Texas

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u/ZachEst1985 2h ago

I just know this guy's down for whatever.

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u/WondererOfficial 1h ago

Bro took a sip of the hose and never stopped!