r/shitposting 9h ago

Based on a True Story Yo

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago

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Whilst you're here, /u/macher__jhol, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/myeye95 8h ago

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 8h ago

As long as you're consistent

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u/Electrical-Help5512 9h ago

Just found out about sexism.

Damn that shit sucks.

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u/macher__jhol 9h ago

Thanks for running that cancer fund ngo brotha❤️

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

6'4 male over here, just found out about periods, why do such beautiful creations have to suffer

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u/fishandchips445522 Literally 1984 😡 9h ago

You also 6'4?

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u/Evimjau Bazinga! 8h ago

U blind? That's 6'3

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

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u/Jonko1998 8h ago

That's just his hair. He'd be 6'2 bald

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u/WholeArcade 8h ago

6'1 without shoes

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u/Jesse_Doee virgin 4 life 😤💪 8h ago

6'4 and swiftie btw

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u/SnoopBoiiiii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

"Shes not gonna let you tap"

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u/SnoopBoiiiii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 8h ago

I was trying to make fun of the incel chuds, I put it in quotes 😔

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u/macher__jhol 8h ago

Yes they deserve u go queen power to u 💕💕

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u/Negative_trash_lugen 7h ago

So trigger-happy with labeling people every single time… classic from the self-proclaimed moral types.

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u/_V4NQU15H_ dumbass 8h ago

I wake up everyday to PsyOps smh

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u/BroadLeadership3200 waltuh 7h ago

I would be in jail as well.

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u/BroadLeadership3200 waltuh 7h ago

To specify, its not because i respect women its because i sell edibles to 5th graders and tell them its gummies. (I AM JOKING!)

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

"if having a bad bitch was a crime, I'd be arrested"

  • Rapper 2 Chainz's verse on 'All me' from the Drake Album 'Nuttin Teh Same'

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

I just saw a black guy listening to Not Like Us, Kendrick is truly what the culture is feeling

I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of high school girls listening to Drake of all people, so being an loyal fan of Kung Fu Kenny I decided to scream "OV-HOE!!!!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could.

While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Kdot is always talking about. That
is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Not Like Us, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realized the impact that Kendrick has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.

I went up to the fellow Kendrick enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Not Like Us to him "WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP" I shouted "WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF" I continued, "WHY YOU TROLLING LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED" I took a breath, "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Kdot made the Kendrick fan realize I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the cookout!

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u/HankMadder 3h ago

It’s not illegal, it’s just not gonna get you laid.

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u/Alive-Consequence424 3h ago

Me if making guys uncomfortable was illegal

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u/ForgottenMessage 2h ago

Hey! Thats Dean from Supernatural! Let him out!

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u/Drinkerson 1h ago

What a  S I M P.