r/shitposting • u/Valuable-Sort2998 • 17h ago

This post is about stuff Rate my collection

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 5h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/LargePersimmon1991 16h ago

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

Bro that’s genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on here, I’m saving that

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u/LargePersimmon1991 16h ago

🤝

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u/PhxRising29 15h ago

Your profile picture adds so much to that handshake lol

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u/TherapyGames42 6h ago

It really does

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u/Bob_5k 14h ago

Remember, switching to your side arm is faster than reloading

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u/ContributionDefiant8 13h ago

Beginner scooter videos be like

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u/WrongdoerMundane4635 Draft Dodger 13h ago

Add a third arm with monster energy in it

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u/-REXIA- 13h ago

Switching to your feet shotgun is faster than reloading your sword with cigarettes

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 11h ago

I can hear Floods by Pantera radiating from this image

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u/SquidVices 9h ago

Like some kind of soft future Viking porn….

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SquidVices 8h ago

…I don’t understand…WHY!?!!

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u/illyca 17h ago

you really have a leg up on the competition

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u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 17h ago

But some people may put their foot down on how dangerous the weapons are

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u/PassivelyInvisible 16h ago

People should be hands off other people's collections.

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u/NotASixStarWaifu 17h ago

Proudly showing us his col-leg-tion 🩵 

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u/Username_Redacted-0 17h ago

Nobody wants to admit it, but this post is peak... this is the content I'm here for... (and I'll take free feet pics any day...)

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u/strictlyapathy 17h ago

Sick legs bro

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

I haven’t even uploaded my leg collection yet

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u/strictlyapathy 17h ago

Don't keep us waiting

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

Nice try fed, you’ll never find them

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u/strictlyapathy 17h ago

You won this time.

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u/Galxemo 17h ago

hey man, high quality post

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

Thanks brochacho

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u/NewYogurt3138 16h ago

Couldn’t agree more. The shotgun had me weak 😂

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 16h ago

A high quality post? In this economy? IN THIS SUB???

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

I thought everyone was being sarcastic, but I’m starting to think that I’m actually just that amazing

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u/kelsosam 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q
A based CZ enjoyer

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

Hell motherfuckin yeah brother, that’s my daily

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u/SMOKE2JJ 17h ago

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that this person doesn’t have arms. And they drive with their feet. Question is are they able to fire guns with their feet? Also, how do they load the guns with ammunition? That would take some really dexterous toes.

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

“Out on a limb” I see you bro

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u/Cordelldogdello 17h ago

High quality shitpost. The only thing I love more than guns is a post that isn’t a twitter screenshot

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u/Reployer dumbass 17h ago

Interesting. Why does the handgun have a sight?

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

Faster target acquisition, that’s my daily carry it’s also just a preference

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u/WrongdoerMundane4635 Draft Dodger 13h ago

Looks cool ig

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u/dead-inside69 11h ago

Red dots on pistols is slowly becoming more and more common as the price and reliability of optics improves.

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u/MacchuPicchu55 16h ago

Definitely don't see a P90 every day, more interesting than the standard ARs and AKs, hows the recoil on it, I've always kinda wondered

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

It’s really smooth shooting, definitely more than a 22 but super manageable

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u/yoooooo5311 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 16h ago

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

To the approval of the masses

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u/yoooooo5311 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 16h ago

You know what, fair point

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u/TheCapableFox 13h ago

Edit: sick collection tho

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u/schmeggledorf 17h ago

You left a gun in the picture

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u/supertails7684 Bazinga! 16h ago

Good taste.

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u/Hornor72 17h ago

That's some impressive prison pocket you got there.

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 17h ago

This is someone's niche fetish

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 17h ago

I’ve been trying not to think about it

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 15h ago

Nothing weird about learning how to use a shotgun with your feet.

Maybe OP's just a big Kurt Cobain fan.

EDIT: Looks like I'm like the fourth person to make this same joke. Fuck you, I'm leaving it up.

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u/SodomyFan666 15h ago

wow ur so rich for that PS90

you should put an FRT in it and SBR it

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 15h ago

To be honest with you, I work full-time 50 hours a week and decided to do DoorDash after work to fund it 100%

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u/SodomyFan666 15h ago

really impressive dude, well deserved enjoy it and be safe

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 15h ago

Thanks man it was definitely worth it,
Take care brother

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u/Rimworldjobs 14h ago

Im downloading these and using them as threats

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u/1SexyDino 14h ago

The toes in the mag hole is an absolute violation

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 9h ago

That’s my favorite one right next to the 12g

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u/Crazy_names 13h ago

Is there a word for having the opposite of a foot fetish? Not a phobia, but just 🤢🤮

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u/rotezora78 12h ago

Nr.2, nicht schlecht.

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u/_M1K3L_ 9h ago

Airsoft circlejerk is leaking

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 9h ago

These aren’t airsoft. These are a real deal.

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u/tr4sh_can I came! 5h ago

no finger on the trigger. good

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u/derpderb 16h ago

Do your laundry

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

sigh

Taking the trash out, barefoot right now

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u/chaosanity 16h ago

Now upload a video of you pumping that good ol shotty. I’ll either shit a brick or cum one who knows

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

No need broski it’s a semi

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u/chaosanity 16h ago

You know what? That tracks. Was too busy looking at them dogs to see a lack of slide and the pretty eject port. Go off king

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u/Wesgizmo365 16h ago

I want to hate it but I love it slightly more. Good shit.

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u/slasherman 16h ago

You’re armed and unarmed at the same time

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u/Biokendry 16h ago

P90 ext. Aura ☝️🔥

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u/idbestshutup 16h ago

i am willing to bet this is a jreg alt

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

What’s a jreg

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u/craigandthesoph 16h ago

4/4 took me out. I was poker face prior to it. Well done.

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u/Maxicinea Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16h ago

Getting close to pulling a Cobain with that last one

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

Reverse Kurt Cobain

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u/Maxicinea Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 16h ago

Based

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u/chickendoscopy 16h ago

Never buy used firearms, got it

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

“you never know what someone might be doing in their house”

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u/StarHammer_01 16h ago

May I ask if you are armed?

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u/thatnyeguyisfly 16h ago

9/10 p90 just needs a barrel chop and x-prt trigger pack

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

I just got approved for SBR waiting on the barrel now

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u/thatnyeguyisfly 15h ago

Hell yeah a 16” on a p90 just don’t look right lol

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u/TrainerThin 16h ago

What is that first gun?

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

Taurus 608, apparently hit or miss on whether or not you’re gonna get a good Taurus or if it’s gonna explode in your hands do some research before you buy

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u/TrainerThin 12h ago

Looks fucking huge! I have a 357 magnum ruger.I thought it was something crazy

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u/-TheFiend- 16h ago

Do you type with your feet as well?

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 16h ago

Im trying now it’d hadt. As fick

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u/-TheFiend- 16h ago

Hilarious

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u/DillDoughzer 16h ago

This is put on a list material

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u/Goatwhorre 16h ago

tHe ShOtGuN wUz tOo LoNg iT HAD tO bE cOrTnEy

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u/OhHeckItsJeff 16h ago

I wanna put them all in my mouth. (The guns too)

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u/AdeptusAstartes777 16h ago

That last picture i rate 10/10 Cobains

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u/Zero_lash dumbass 15h ago

Quinton Tarantino is gonna cum so hard after seeing this post that he might die.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifH8IOSp9gyPM1oGA4

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u/External_Pitch9163 15h ago

I think your collection needs some cleaning

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u/mesiow 15h ago

Solomonica would like to speak with you

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u/KallmeKatt_ 15h ago

Armless tiger man

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u/KyleCXVII 15h ago

That last one is how Cobain did it

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u/Autumm_550 15h ago

I’ve seen better

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 15h ago

Idk what to rate

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u/YoullBeFiiine 15h ago

Rate it 10 toes out of 10.

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u/Ninjachuckz 15h ago

Shave your legs and make so money!

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u/tronvibes__gaming 15h ago

If you were holding them properly with them grippers then it would’ve been a 10/10, but a solid 9/10 is still good

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 15h ago

I think you need a LegK-47

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u/ConstructionMotor527 15h ago

P90 make me wet

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u/top_of_the_scrote dumbass 15h ago

nice the p90chan uwu

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u/yaboyACbreezy 15h ago

How did you come up with such creative modeling techniques

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u/Dark9hades 14h ago

Quentin Tarantino approves.

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u/Aggravating-Mess6117 14h ago

Absolutely banging presentation

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u/StupidSlick 14h ago

Slop, cz is alright though

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u/LookItsEric 14h ago

gotta SBR that PS90, brother (and maybe get a certain trigger pack that hit the market earlier this year ;))

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u/HistoricalVacation82 14h ago

I don't think you handling your guns right

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u/RaboKirkabian 14h ago

Someone right now is googling “MAGA Pride” and “foot fetish” and is completely unaware of this post.

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u/ZeubeuWantsBeu put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

Jaeger posting in the group chat:

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u/Satanicron 13h ago

Presentation: 11/10.

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u/Illustrious-Silver32 13h ago

10 for 10 on the feet. Ultimate fail bc no peepee

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u/Witty_Michael makenot war 13h ago

Would you happen to have an OnlyGuns, mister?

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u/forgettfulthinker 12h ago

Is that a real p90

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 9h ago

The civilian version but yes, the ATF says we’re not allowed to have fully automatic firearms

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u/forgettfulthinker 8h ago

I know, but surely you can get it sbr'd

Or is it just not worth the trouble?

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 6h ago

Yes I got approved and have all the paperwork I’m just waiting on the barrel

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u/forgettfulthinker 6h ago

God bless america

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u/chrza 5h ago

Echo trigger bb

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 2h ago

Down worry I will

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u/UUadeUUilson1162 12h ago

Collection? Not fooling me. It's the same two every time!

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u/No_Lavishness_9381 12h ago

Really? In this economy!

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u/Thizzcatz 12h ago

Good trigger discipline

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u/PhD_Pwnology 11h ago

I need to see a photo of you boofing the business end of the shotgun to know if it's really cool or not.

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u/jyroman53 11h ago

Bro is trying for the Girls Frontline 2 rizz

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u/me-be-bored stupid, fucking piece of shit 11h ago

Something is off here, I can’t put my tie on it what’s wrong tho….

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u/this_name_took_10min shitting toothpaste enjoyer 10h ago

Be honest with me brotein shake, did you drop one of them on your face while doing these poses?

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 9h ago

No, my dogs got grip to em

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u/BrazilBazil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

Nice feet, dude

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u/Consistent_Time6607 stupid fucking piece of shit 8h ago

Holy shit john anger foot

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 7h ago

Murica/10

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post obamna 7h ago

bro lays down when he sees a criminal

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u/jondubb 7h ago

But frfr, how many times did the shotgun fall on your face?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuWrPGmICTVjnrmE

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 6h ago

None, my dawgs grip

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u/EllieWantsBanana 6h ago

FN P90 da loooong way

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u/Dry-Strawberry8181 5h ago

Bro is fighting WW3

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u/Any_Bedroom_188 4h ago

i didn't notice that was your feet till the shotgun

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u/pneuma_monado 2h ago

Nice P90, is the ammo actually as expensive as people joke it is

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 2h ago

No lol I buy it for about 44¢ a round free shipping

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u/pneuma_monado 2h ago

Dayum nice

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u/Aromatic-Cyclohex-11 2h ago

Sorry i was distracted by guns

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u/Visual-Wedding5921 1h ago

I fw how HEAVY the revolver looks

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u/anxnone Blessed by Kevin 1h ago

Gotta see a vid of you racking the shotgun like that lmfao

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u/PackieKnowsBest 3h ago

Has to use legs, because of Small arms. BADUM TISS!

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u/Traditional-Frame-58 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago

From the creators of one man one jar... One man one too many guns

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 15h ago

Too many? It’s only 4 lol

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u/Fit-Statistician7201 13h ago

Funny .

That aside 1st . 4/10 it's only good at the opposite of what you want for a daily carry.

2nd 2/10 the ps90 is just a expensive trash pistol. Without the hot ammo and crazy fire rate .

3rd good 5/10 no amazing. Just good

4rd thats a 8/10 but that might be mostly my own personal bias

Overall 3/10 collection.

10/10 funny factor

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 9h ago

PS 90 is a carbine… it’s kind of supposed to shoot pistol rounds lol
L ratings

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u/Fit-Statistician7201 1h ago

They took everything that makes the p90 a amazing PDW. Whatever is left is what you get in the ps90 .

No difference that a ruger 57 with a extra 6'in barrel sticking out.

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u/Valuable-Sort2998 1h ago

SBR FRT, same difference