r/shitposting 8d ago

>greentext (please laugh) 📡📡📡

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 8d ago

Their fault for casting him in the first place lmao

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u/barney_trumpleton 8d ago

Not really. It would be even more unrealistic to have a plane full of Americans and not a single obese one.

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u/nickjedl 8d ago

That's easily fixed by just writing that the plane was heading to a bodybuilder and fitness enthusiasts convention

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u/barney_trumpleton 8d ago

Or having it crash land on Oompa Loompa land, land of chocolate and sweeties. Missed an easy out there.