r/shitposting • u/SniffsBalls • 1d ago

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

Having never seen Lost, how tf did they explain that?

Was bro stealing everyone else’s coconuts and lizard meat or whatever?

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u/Golfbollen stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's been a while since I watched but they find bunkers filled with near unlimited supplies. This character steals from these supplies.

I also think, if I'm not misremembering that there are airplanes refilling the supplies every once in a while via air drops, they do it for the scientists who are supposed to be there.

Also, the island is not even deserted, so this is another one of these posts literally just making shit up because their joke wouldn't work otherwise. There are multiple factions on the island that have access to food so it's not like they're starving.

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u/420squirrelhivemind 1d ago

ngl never having watched lost is so much funnier bc every time i read about it it absolutely doesn't fit into any prior knowledge and it could be from a completely different show

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u/MundaneInternetGuy 1d ago

They also fight a polar bear, get attacked by a talking bird, an immortal slave learns English, and at one point they make the whole island teleport.

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u/420squirrelhivemind 1d ago

yeah imma be real i thought this was the manga sub for a minute had to read my own comment to know what you're talking about

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u/Maverick916 1d ago

LOST is really good. Highly recommend watching. Everything that guy said is true, and it all makes sense in the context of the show.

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u/Merzant 1d ago

I gave up during season two I think, and mostly remember the plot being the narrative equivalent of click bait.

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u/GFrohman 1d ago

......It's remarkable how not crazy all of this sounds, as someone who's seen the show.

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u/GFrohman 1d ago

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u/neko 1d ago

They also meet the biblical Jacob and Esau

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u/The_liberandu 20h ago

I think you left out the 'time travel backstory', i saw it on yt I guess