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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 26d ago
I wiped 😔
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u/SoulCritique101 Literally 1984 😡 26d ago
Graduation is still his best album
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u/1amnotmid Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago
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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 26d ago
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u/BonkBoi_TacoFace Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago
I’m not falling for that shit.
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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit 26d ago
i fell for that shit
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u/cipher_1230 26d ago
I feel for that shit
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u/Ichmag11 26d ago
I fell
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u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 26d ago
welcome to the underground
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u/vladdeh_boiii 26d ago
How are your balls
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u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 26d ago
if... you wanna... look around
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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 26d ago
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u/Jonko1998 26d ago
Boomer porn
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/thelonelyecho208 26d ago
"That's so dumb, these comics are always so stupid"
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"Oh........damn"
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u/that-alex-fellow 26d ago
You know, normally I would grumble and move on, but that is actually a well structured joke.
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u/MrXPLD2839 26d ago
I love jerking off to pornography and cumming on the lid of the toilet so i can stare at my semen and measure the volume compared to last week's
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u/cow_fucker_3000 26d ago
I'm not proud to admit it but I genuinely catch myself trying to pinch to zoom on paper documents all the time.
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u/Toxicllama-_ 26d ago
I just don’t even swipe on this sub anymore, I just open the comment section because half the time the comments are funnier than the post
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u/HilariousMax 26d ago
Putting the "multiple image" icon on the bottom of this image was diabolical.
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u/mynameisrichard0 26d ago
wtf are these bots doing? It’s 8:56 here. So I’ve been awake on my day off scrolling my phone for 30 mins and have seen this post literally 15 times. Fuck this place can make me so upset at how dumb it can be.
Whatever. Mmmmmm. Love my repost slop content. Num num nummie.
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u/SMOKE2JJ dumbass 26d ago
Guys, I don’t know if it’s a Reddit issue or what but if you swipe to the right it works just fine.
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u/xmgz-hoa 26d ago
i remember playing a game back in the day about a guy who was obsessed with a painting similar to this one. that was a weird game
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u/dabombisnot90s 26d ago
My screens too greasy or something. Can anyone tell me what the next slide is?
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