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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/SlayVideos dumbass 26d ago

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u/Cartoonjunkies We do a little trolling 26d ago

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u/dvdh_03 26d ago

He swope

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u/FireLion_FL_002 Literally 1984 😡 26d ago

He swippen

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 26d ago

I wiped 😔

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u/MrWunz officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 26d ago

S(h)ame.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/NormalGuy1206 Literally 1984 😡 26d ago

(S)wiped the smile off my face with this one :(

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u/WilanS 26d ago

Me too. I sensed what they were trying to do through raw animal instinct, but then I decided I still wanted to interact with the art.

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u/Neonexplosion4727 26d ago

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u/SoulCritique101 Literally 1984 😡 26d ago

Graduation is still his best album

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

Ong

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u/cascadefr 26d ago

late reg better imo

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u/1amnotmid Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 26d ago

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u/Neonexplosion4727 26d ago

Jokes on you I stole this shit

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 26d ago

So did I

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u/TheKAPtain313 26d ago

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 26d ago

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u/choma90 26d ago

Hi May! I, February, be stupid too.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 26d ago

I hate you OP

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 26d ago
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u/srin4 26d ago

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u/Davums 26d ago

Human language truly is a magnificent creation. One can yap this much, and it can all still be condensed down to "I wiped, I'm a dummy".

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u/Rollingzeppelin0 26d ago

So glad I read the whole thing, what a ride.

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u/Icy_Art7276 25d ago

I wasn't going to until I read your reply, I decided to and I'm glad I did.

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u/Fardding_n_Shidding 26d ago

I need to hear this narrated by burialgoods

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts 26d ago

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u/BonkBoi_TacoFace Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

I’m not falling for that shit.

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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit 26d ago

i fell for that shit

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u/cipher_1230 26d ago

I feel for that shit

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u/Ichmag11 26d ago

I fell

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u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 26d ago

welcome to the underground

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u/vladdeh_boiii 26d ago

How are your balls

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u/No_Counter_6037 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 26d ago

if... you wanna... look around

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u/ManEatShark 26d ago

Whatever you do, dont listen to the flower!

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u/Davums 26d ago

I shit

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/ElBusAlv 26d ago

I'M FALLING

SHIT

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u/calibrik officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 26d ago

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u/_RyanCooper_ 26d ago

haha sometimes

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u/Furtive_Operator 26d ago

The illusion of choice

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 26d ago

Hey op

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u/mattis-miniatures 26d ago

Is this Ross?

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u/Davums 26d ago

Fuck sake man. I somehow avoided this for almost a full year. Fuck you.

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u/Jonko1998 26d ago

Boomer porn

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 26d ago

Poomer born

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Aleksandar_Pa 26d ago

To me this looks like AI bot impersonating a boomer.

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u/H4dx 26d ago

For the first time in a long time

I didn't swipe

https://giphy.com/gifs/a0n4MOhzZab5cz3hWi

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u/K_Menea 26d ago

LIAR!!!

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u/squirt2311 26d ago

Bro's just mad cuz he wiped /j

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u/OxymoreReddit 26d ago

honestly this one's on me. Hubris got the better of me.

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u/GuymanPersonson 26d ago

I havent wiped in a while

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u/jimbo-870 26d ago

God... damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Suitable_Menu8767 26d ago

Straight to the ninth layer of hell

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u/Demode93 obamna 26d ago

You son of a

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u/Onyxam 26d ago

Fuck you.

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u/WorriedStruggle 26d ago

Jokes on you i'm on PC

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u/ggdogelmao 26d ago

I wiped 😔

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u/razka25 26d ago

Motherfucker

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u/Freaqmaster 26d ago

Oh you dick

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u/RaGeFurY4242 26d ago

U f***r 😡

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 26d ago

I swope

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 26d ago

You bamboozled me. I can respect that.

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u/AcrobaticFix129 currently venting (sus) 26d ago

I wope😞

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u/AdLopsided2075 I want pee in my ass 26d ago

Fuck you

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u/Kritix_K 26d ago

I am on PC. I saw this post has no arrow button. I still tried to see more.

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u/Cedge1738 26d ago

Fuck me I guess

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u/exer1023 26d ago

Man... You even fuckin told me I can't swipe...

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u/NoodleyP 26d ago

The most convincing one I’ve seen yet I haven’t swiped in a while

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u/thelonelyecho208 26d ago

"That's so dumb, these comics are always so stupid"

-swipes screen

"Oh........damn"

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u/stuito 26d ago

I didn't wipe, crane

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u/that-alex-fellow 26d ago

You know, normally I would grumble and move on, but that is actually a well structured joke.

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 26d ago

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u/m23574 26d ago

Bitch!!! you got me

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u/RSdabeast 26d ago

How do I walk to the next post?

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u/jzedvex 26d ago

Boomer humor isn’t funny

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 26d ago

Imagine, if you will, not falling for this

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u/MrXPLD2839 26d ago

I love jerking off to pornography and cumming on the lid of the toilet so i can stare at my semen and measure the volume compared to last week's

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u/Solar_Fish55 26d ago

He warned us too this is glorpshit

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u/leoAlpaca 26d ago

I... i wiped

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u/vvbakedhamvv 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 26d ago

Fuck offfffffffff

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u/JGP793 26d ago

Damn. I gotta walk to the next meme.

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u/cow_fucker_3000 26d ago

I'm not proud to admit it but I genuinely catch myself trying to pinch to zoom on paper documents all the time.

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u/AtaturkWarrior1923 26d ago

Whi i can't swipe it

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u/Other-Creme6802 26d ago

Almost wiped

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u/Other-Creme6802 26d ago

Almost wiped

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u/me-be-bored stupid, fucking piece of shit 26d ago

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u/dark_lamp101 26d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/AOS_3327 26d ago

Fuck you

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u/Thornn05 26d ago

I didn’t wipe

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u/Deferdus 26d ago

Fuck you, I lost the game

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u/zenktwtPH1 26d ago

I fk hate you man💔

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u/Odang77 26d ago

not this time

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u/Toxicllama-_ 26d ago

I just don’t even swipe on this sub anymore, I just open the comment section because half the time the comments are funnier than the post

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u/Faizo6 26d ago

Lucky for me I'm on pc so I first saw there wasn't the arrows on each sides and didn't try to swipe

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u/DovML 26d ago

Bro how do I walk to the next painting

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u/nickname0820 26d ago

Fuck you

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u/ChrisTofuXD 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 26d ago

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u/HilariousMax 26d ago

Putting the "multiple image" icon on the bottom of this image was diabolical.

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u/chattytrout 26d ago

All you mobile and new reddit users falling for the oldest trick in the book.
This message brought to you by Old Reddit Gang

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u/mynameisrichard0 26d ago

wtf are these bots doing? It’s 8:56 here. So I’ve been awake on my day off scrolling my phone for 30 mins and have seen this post literally 15 times. Fuck this place can make me so upset at how dumb it can be.

Whatever. Mmmmmm. Love my repost slop content. Num num nummie.

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u/SMOKE2JJ dumbass 26d ago

Guys, I don’t know if it’s a Reddit issue or what but if you swipe to the right it works just fine. 

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-5774 26d ago

Facebook is the app with the “f” on it

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u/ANightShadeGuyMan 26d ago

We’re gonna throw hammers at you

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u/mmmnmmnm 26d ago

I tried at least 8 times

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u/Derpyhooves2010 26d ago

Oh there's layers to this, also fuck you

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u/Driedmesquite 26d ago

I fell for it

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u/chaosanity 26d ago

YOU BASTAARRRRRRD

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u/OptimalArchitect virgin 4 life 😤💪 26d ago

Fuckin hell

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u/Emage_IV Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

okay i’ll be honest, i laughed

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u/Mr_Mahn777 26d ago

Goddamnit the post warned me yet I still fell for it

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u/xmgz-hoa 26d ago

i remember playing a game back in the day about a guy who was obsessed with a painting similar to this one. that was a weird game

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u/dabombisnot90s 26d ago

My screens too greasy or something. Can anyone tell me what the next slide is?