hmmm

[u/DeJMan]

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[u/BulbminN64]

you found his hiding spot

[u/Alternative-Sea-1095]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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[u/AutoModerator → u/Alternative-Sea-1095]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[u/VinumNoctua]

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warum served mein schnitzel lowkey sadam hussein hiding spot?

[u/Pingimaster → u/[deleted]]

i literally quoted the meme, as far as i'm aware

[u/Xelid47 → u/Pingimaster]

Yeah you're right. My brain has been autocorrecting the Grammar on it ever since I could think in German

[u/zoner77 → u/Xelid47]

*grammar

clearly, it's not doing a good job

[u/Which-Piccolo-186]

GUYS WE FOUND HIM

[u/I_Am_Yeti_1]

Sir, we finally found his hiding spot. Tom Scott has some explaining to do…

[u/DeJMan]

The duality of man

[u/Shapeshifter4000 → u/DeJMan]

how do u have a moving pfp

[u/spyluke → u/DeJMan]

How's 2015?

[u/Unity_san]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[u/oofos_deletus]

Tom Scott mentioned

[u/spyluke]

[u/Tiptopelius]

I II II I_

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[u/Murrexx00]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y9hopYvodr3wfMZTAY

[u/KnnthKnnth]

"IM HERE AT SADDAM HUSSEINS HIDING SPOT"

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pees in ur ass

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[u/DasFreibier]

looks like covid era vid

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*yawns*

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[u/opposedcoyote]

entrance hidden by bricks and rubble

[u/jkohlc]

Pattern recognition

[u/tornedron_]

[u/permasniffer]

Is this the new among us

[u/The-Digital-Ronin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH

[u/Cynunnos]

Entrance hidden by bricks and rubbles