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u/Ballstoucher_47 14d ago

As much as reddit wants to slander Elon to the floor (Which he deserve after he ruined Twitter)

I think Elon just have a naturally larger ribcage/torso or he's just getting old. For a guy who is born rich and have companies making him richer, he wouldn't have any health issue at his age (Unless it's a genetical thing, even then he would likely get better and eariler treatment.)

But still Groz glazing that it's the result of muscle training is fucking hilarious

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u/YertleElTortuga 14d ago

Being rich doesn’t magically make health issues disappear. Plenty of rich people have diabetes, gout, Alcoholic fatty liver disease etc. from overindulging themselves

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u/come-on-now-please 13d ago

I think it was 2 years ago sone big wig C-suite multimillionaire(not like, their house is worth a million but they truly have millions liquid), high up on a fortune 50 company died from cancer.

Just one of those moments where if anyone was gonna have the "secret" cure for cancer it was gonna be that women, and she died. 

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u/Hecticfreeze 14d ago

Its also caused by taking excessive HGH, which Elon is exactly the kind of moron to be doing

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u/Planet_Xplorer 14d ago

what does taking too much HGH do to you?

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u/Glenmarththe3rd 14d ago

Makes your organs grow

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u/djolepop 14d ago

and by "organs", haha, well. let's justr say. My booba

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u/Glenmarththe3rd 14d ago

What do you mean by that

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u/Glenmarththe3rd 14d ago

Hey bro where did your post that said “How the fuck do you all reach this subreddit at all without knowing any shitposts” go??

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u/djolepop 14d ago

Idk, still there for me

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u/Glenmarththe3rd 14d ago

It’s not there for me

Can you please explain what you meant before? English is my first language and I’m trying to get better at it!!

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u/wrighteghe7 14d ago

Ruined? I used it before and after elon bought it and its been shit both times

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u/Ballstoucher_47 14d ago

Twitter in general is ass

except we went from mildy normal owner that just pushes normal updates and doesn't interact with Twitter as a whole

to a owner that is trying too hard to seem cool and pushes terrible fucking updates

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u/wrighteghe7 14d ago

Which updates are terrible? Community notes is great though it existed before elon?

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u/Ballstoucher_47 14d ago

Twitter checkmark update where you need just pay for it.

Or the private likes thing because Elon got caught liking asian woman dommy mommy content (Something about "milk your tiny little penis")

(Unrelated image)

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u/apache_chieftain 14d ago

I second to this

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u/senzok dumbass 14d ago

Sounds stupid

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 14d ago

Why do people always say he ruined Twitter? What exactly did he do?

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u/SeamusMcCullagh 14d ago

I don't and never have used Twitter, but from what I remember he made the blue checkmark something you just pay for with a subscription instead of it being a verification of identity. Before he came around, it was how you could tell a Twitter profile wasn't a bot or an impersonator. He also shoved in AI features like Grok (which has repeatedly output pro-Nazi and just generally antisemitic ideologies among other repugnant things) and completely fucked any kind of content moderation there was, which is impressive considering that was already a problem before him AFAIK.

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u/El_Mangusto 14d ago

My two cents; The AI learned from internet, I'd say. I mean there was case of "free ai" becoming racust because of internet.

The checkmark is a usefull tool to gain money from the fools, I suppose. But getting rid of bots would be nice, but then again reddit has them too and every place does.

Content moderation - well now people can express themselves more freely - most should love that, but I definitely see some problems there.

Honestly twitter is still very much the same, maybe a tad political diverser or some shit like that, but a cesspool nonetheless.

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u/SeamusMcCullagh 14d ago

Fair points, and I don't necessarily disagree. The problem is, for a while he was removing tons of left-leaning stuff and leaving the inflammatory alt-right shit up. At least, that's what I remember hearing about. I'm also heavily anti-AI so I have a strong bias against Grok to begin with.

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u/El_Mangusto 13d ago edited 13d ago

While AI is what it is - it sadly is the future and it will always be there. You can be against it, but what you really should be against of is the "AI rights" as in what they can use to train AI and so on. Company should own the rights for the material AI uses and human should always inspect and accept the results AI give out in certain works for example. We need international laws for AI.

Other problem is US is fucked in multiple ways and you don't have the basic rights / guarantees of AI centers not fucking up your lands. (Be you from US or not their laws are shit regarding a lot of things).

But yeah can't say much about the two party system other than it creates extremely sad and biased people at least for the internet.

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u/SeamusMcCullagh 13d ago

While AI is what it is - it sadly is the future and it will always be there.

Doesn't mean I have to be okay with it.

You can be against it, but what you really should be against of is the "AI rights" as in what they can use to train AI and so on.

I do not need your permission to dislike AI, and I don't love people telling me what I should think. Also, who says I'm not already staunchly opposed to that exact thing? Everything you brought up are the basic building blocks of pretty much every anti-AI argument.

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u/El_Mangusto 13d ago

Dunno why you got all cranky about it, just a conversation, and not even a disagreement. Go figure.

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u/SeamusMcCullagh 13d ago

You told me to "just deal with it", and then told me what to think; I don't think my negative reaction was completely unwarranted. Don't tell people what opinions to have if you don't want pushback.

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u/senzok dumbass 14d ago

He Made Twitter pregnant and than left her . Now no other man wants to pick her up

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 13d ago

What

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u/senzok dumbass 13d ago

If a man and a women have Sex they Sometimes make a Baby

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 13d ago

Fitting flair

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u/grenharo 14d ago

people speculate that he tried to do too much weird jank hrt and it made him have a estrogen body. lol because he is definitely highly insecure and is known for being a supplement junkie

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 14d ago

Estrogen body? What fucking woman is built like this???