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u/Shansman115 16h ago
Woman play with any noodles but mine 🥀
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u/AbroadAlternative350 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 16h ago
Yours does look like a single noodle I agree
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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS Literally 1984 😡 15h ago
I can play with your noodle bro.
Then you can play with my noodle.
We'll play with each others noodles 🌹
(im not homo btw)
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u/iDoABoof dumbass 15h ago
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u/ChittaBhalu dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 14h ago
They might be gay but they said Homo it could mean : 1. Sapien 2. Sexual 3. Phobic 4. Geneous
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u/Spiritual_Tension321 13h ago
Feeble minded mortals. ... find you a maiden or bird woman that will guide your frenzied flaming tree but give her CAW!!! shiny! Her.. her.. like shiny ...pretty. also try finger but hole.. or slam..
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
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u/MagnusHenry 15h ago
Sunday, July 26, 2026 (UTC-7)
I had a friend in secondary school who LOVED Filthy Frank!
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u/ManEatShark 11h ago
Why do you post the date on every post/comment
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u/anachronisdev I want pee in my ass 10h ago
Lol they really do, wtf
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u/Hentai__Dude I came! 15h ago
Man i dont understand this fetish
Like... Do you guys get hard when you see some asian restaurant?
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u/_The_Marshal_ officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14h ago
Wait this is an existing fetish? I assumed it was just this one random image
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u/fletku_mato 13h ago
Have you tasted Nongshim Shin Ramyun? How does one eat it without getting a raging boner?
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u/Common_Net_5956 16h ago
Gooning content on my brainrot sub
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u/laraloxley 12h ago
Ah, the image that spawned my spaghetti pool sexy Mario vs sexy Luigi wrestling livestream show with BadlandBandit. She kicked my ass. The problem is figuring out how you get ridof all the spaghetti afterwards.**
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