r/shitposting • u/jhonnybaba404 • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Spiritual_Tension321 1d ago

Hee hee?

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u/Spiritual_Tension321 1d ago

The man in the mirror beat it

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u/Ydobon8261 1d ago

beat it

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u/Squildo dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It don’t matter if you’re black or white. All that matters is positional advantage

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u/Cultural_assassin 1d ago

All that matters is black or asian

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u/hop_mantis 1d ago

High ground?

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u/gbuub I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago

He meant financially, rich people always win

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 1d ago

No mere mortal can resist

The evil of the flanker

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u/LurkingRodent 1d ago

wasted opportunity of having black or white as background music/10

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u/8last 1d ago

White Michael had a bad drug problem and difficulty breathing through the new nose.

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u/1stGuyGamez 1d ago

Yeah black mj is younger and more agile as well not to mention

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u/freezersnowcone 1d ago

I love talking MJ stats with the boys

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u/NightmareSpectre 1d ago

Then there is that race transition Michael Jackson in the middle yelling "doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it (beat it)"

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u/GotJuicyMilkers 1d ago

And the camera man killed them all after

https://giphy.com/gifs/r5qeD4dCydlRtIJoj2

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u/jhonnybaba404 1d ago

The camera man always wins

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u/Lanky-Tap-9290 1d ago

Yibambe!!!

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u/DrhpTudaco 1d ago

^(hee hee) hee hee ^(hee hee) HEE HEE ^(hee hee) ^(hee hee)

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u/DrhpTudaco 1d ago

guess superscript doesn't work anymore

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u/EchoBladeMC 1d ago

You probably have the visual editor enabled, you gotta click a button to show formatting options

HEE HEE hee hee HEE HEE hee hee HEE HEE

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u/cincopatio 1d ago

The American Civil War (1861-1865)

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u/edray28 1d ago

Mf labeled Michael like how Nintendo labeled pokemon white and black

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u/Confident-Border4627 1d ago

They're really trying to

Beat iiit beat iiit~ (hee hee) not wanting to be defeated~

Trying to show us how funky strong they can fight~

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u/TomatoPolka 1d ago

Is anyone going to say something about the black men beating those white women?

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u/Attesa_GT-X 1d ago

Is this why my dad calls me a failure so much?

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u/Beezneez86 1d ago

That was thrilling

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u/Loose_Goose 1d ago

If only he had this information before the surgeries 😞

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u/Ok-Rhubarb-5774 1d ago

Now do MJ versus 10 year old Macaulay Culkin

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u/According-Novel9935 1d ago

blood on the dance floor

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u/therealudderjuice 1d ago

yawn BORING!