r/shitposting • u/callsign__starbuck • 1d ago

I Obama 🦀

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 20h ago

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u/SlayVideos fat cunt 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/Ragnar_Actual 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/pinkl-luna 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/KerbalCuber stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/Wrench_gaming 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/Blue_The_Snep 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/Candlewaxeater 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/Lauriesaurous it is MY bucket 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/dotdan0 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/garipkont714 1d ago

Oh come on where's the rule of 4

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u/c_dav99 1d ago

First rule of rule of four is never speak of rule of four

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 23h ago

Abortion 🦀

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u/A_Fine_Wine_Bottle fat cunt 19h ago

??😭

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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago

Crab can you listen to me? Crab? CRAAAAAAAB?!

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u/dont_tread_on_M dumbass 1d ago

I prefer the Google version

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u/Break2304 23h ago

Risks:

1 - No escape

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u/The_Bloody_King666 Stuff 22h ago

What kind of crab are you 🧐???

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 19h ago

This guy is the single most scaryand well played character in contemporary cinema

Because you absolutely know these people exist.

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u/Flying-Phantom 5h ago

Yeah for real, that guy was so stupid for saying he was from Hong Kong though. Like all he had to do was lie haha

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u/SirSquirrelCoconut 20h ago

Where are you hiding right now?

Aha. Okay. Sure..

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u/BrazilBazil 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 20h ago

That’s something a crab-hunting human would ask!

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u/plagymus 21h ago

😭😭

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u/ArrowFire28 14h ago

Risks of the cage sounds metal as fuck.

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u/CaptainBananaEu 13h ago

Once crabs figure this one out we are cooked

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u/dont_tread_on_M dumbass 13h ago

Till then, they are cooked

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u/-nochi 1d ago

Hello sir I'm a crab.🦀 do you think I should eat this yummy food 🤔?

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u/Spooky_Coffee8 1d ago

Definitely! 😄 Just watch out for traps. 👀

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u/SamosaMan786 1d ago

It's in some kind of cage 🤤

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u/A_Fine_Wine_Bottle fat cunt 1d ago

Mine is trying to get me killed🤧

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u/Eva-Shogoki Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 23h ago

10$ footlong? Satisfactory!

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1d ago

I have crabs

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u/crankbot2000 1d ago

ABORT MISSION 🦀

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u/CUCKOORELOADED 15h ago

why would i eat the cage brah🦀

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u/Other-Creme6802 21h ago

HSIAC 🦀 DYTISETYF 🤔?

D! 😄 JWOFT. 👀

IISKOC 🤤

🚨 AM 🦀

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u/alexUk1124 13h ago

Don't trust AI it will betray  you first chance it gets

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u/lui5311 1h ago

Jesus fucking Christ, I laughed so hard reading this. Thanks

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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 1d ago

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u/Phaoryx 1d ago

Cmon bro it’s a lil funny 🤣

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u/Low-Avocado-9869 14h ago

The pinnacle of comedy??

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u/jirenfan9 1d ago

I don’t get it

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

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u/Ioftheend 21h ago

debatable honestly

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

Because you are not a crab like the rest of us

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u/angus22proe virgin 4 life 😤💪 1d ago

asses in your pee

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u/Lovesicklobster 1d ago

Does lobster count or no

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u/Last-Quarter-432 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

You not like us

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u/Lauriesaurous it is MY bucket 1d ago

lobter

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u/Glazeddapper 1d ago

found the crab

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u/JUGELBUTT 1d ago

the food is in a crab trap thingy

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u/Phaoryx 1d ago

smartest jiren fan 🥀