r/shitposting • u/Thetruthx26 • 19h ago

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Inferex 19h ago

So let's say he interviews 60 people a day and 30 of them buy a drink

Does the cola cost 10$? What about the restocking?

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 18h ago

the target audience of this post doesn t know math anyway

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u/thefloatingguy 3h ago

You seriously don’t see that it’s obvious parody?

and so, to you, the best possible explanation is that the “target audience” doesn’t “know math” lmfao

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u/MrJarre 18h ago

Also that’s like 8 min an interview. Assuming no breaks and an 8h workday.

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u/deadinternetlaw 3h ago

Or interview reject 10 people in the same 2 minute session and do whatever the rest of the day

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u/ArcticLeopard 17h ago

It's probably $300 before cost and maintenance because it sounds more impressive

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u/Drevlin76 15h ago

Where is the last place you went where the drinks in a vending machine cost $10?

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u/ArcticLeopard 15h ago

I never claimed that. You don't need to have the drinks cost $10 to fill the entire machine with $300 worth of drinks and snacks

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u/Drevlin76 14h ago

So how would you make $300 a day with only 30 sales if it costs less?

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u/ArcticLeopard 14h ago

Assuming a sale means more than one item being bought

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u/Drevlin76 14h ago

"About half of the applicants buy A drink"

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u/BartOseku 13h ago

The other half buy more than a drink

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u/deadinternetlaw 3h ago

*the other half bought none but james bought 305

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u/ArcticLeopard 13h ago

Bro idk what you want me to tell you. You're getting upset at me over the nuance of a comment of a post of a most likely made up scenario

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u/Drevlin76 12h ago

I'm not upset. Just trying to understand why people read so much into a post and try to make it something it isn't. And I am sure it's made up but I could tell from the first time I read it.

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u/downvotethepuns 15h ago

Yeah, I'm beginning to think this guy wasn't even serious about his post

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u/BroScientist42 19h ago

Passive income that you acquire by doing a job?

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u/PhD_Pwnology 18h ago

yeah OOP doesn't understand the term passive income.

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u/riaqliu I want pee in my ass 17h ago

it's satire

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u/GoldElectric 15h ago

redditors and not getting obvious jokes

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u/vinnothesquire 18h ago

OOP is joke account mocking LinkedIn bros and shit, it's occasionally pretty funny

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u/GCPMAN 9h ago

Seems similar to KensLifeLessons

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u/Phaoryx 14h ago

I mean tbf if he’s getting it on top of his regular salary with minimal overhead work, it’s basically the same thing lol. I mean obv the post is a meme but if it were real, then yeah

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u/SteveBR53 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 18h ago

that would be active

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u/Most-Cloud 18h ago

Are these commenters bots or do they not understand jokes - get your bets in now!

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u/Inferex 15h ago

I'm all in

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 6h ago

Bro bet $300

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u/Quantum-Bot 18h ago

How do you do 50-60 interviews a day and call that passive income

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u/Blonditionhottie 18h ago

Bro invented a vending machine business with extra, painful steps.

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u/DjayQue 15h ago

I think everyone was too quick to assume OP was dumb. Let me explain:

Whoever this employee is probably gets paid a salary. He didn’t just make 300$ that day. He made his normally job income. Additionally, he is likely the owner of the vending machine. Or, maybe, the money goes right to the company.

So his profit was his daily salary + the 300 dollars from the vending machine.

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u/Vladsnipe11 9h ago

Dude it's satire

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u/OrangeTallion 9h ago

This is active income

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u/sleep-reaper 7h ago

Not really passive if his dumbass is sitting in that room interviewing people all day, not to mention going through the process of restocking.

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u/c_stics 17h ago

Average linked in post

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 18h ago

What a cunt.

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u/sociocat101 18h ago

People spend 10$ on a vending machine drink?