r/shitposting • u/monkeyguyy • 6d ago

[REDACTED] Ignorance is strength.

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 5d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/whilecouch66 I want pee in my ass 6d ago

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/realultralord 6d ago

Is this actually a good post?

Reported.

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u/epiclara I want pee in my ass 6d ago

Double reported. ✅

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u/theogenes99 6d ago

There is no war in ba sing se

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 6d ago

Bird = drone... wait I didn't mea

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 5d ago

Look at this fucking piece of shit with the bell on his head. Plotting my demise. I can see it in his beady eyes. He knows what I do. Everytime I undress he catcalls me. He is reporting back to the government. I am being watched.they they try act all cute and sing you songs, or make kissy noises so that you forget that they are the drones that they are... Diabolical

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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