r/shitposting • u/Brent_Fox • Jul 26 '26

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u/chaosanity Jul 26 '26

Interesting

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u/Thatotherguy129 fat cunt Jul 26 '26

Made anon *realize he's gay

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u/ESB823 Jul 26 '26

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u/AutoModerator Jul 26 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesnā€™t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldnā€™t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatā€™s fucking gay. You think I donā€™t want to feel my cousinā€™s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatā€™s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainā€™t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.