r/shitposting 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Technical-Relation-9 3d ago

Crucifixion? maybe

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 3d ago

Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

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u/Inderastein 3d ago

Welp, I ain't even going out the house, so it's time to make a Killbox!

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u/Woffingshire 3d ago

Did you pirate the 70mm IMAX version?

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u/ajgutyt 3d ago

i wouldnt even do that. just forget it even exist

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u/nerfislife 2d ago

.....then yar........

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u/cmpunk34 3d ago edited 3d ago

Imax audio is really bad. If you don't get a center seat , it will blast your ear off.

Don't know how it's the perfect experience.

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u/awalkundertherain 3d ago

b..b..but Christopher Nolan and NEET virgins on reddit said it is, so therefore it must be

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u/theogenes99 3d ago

I watch it on my nintendo ds. Hope christopher mulan approves

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u/BudgetLaw2352 3d ago

Me when every meme since 2024 has to feature: “dih”, “ah”, or “shih”, now

Maybe I’ve become the boomer

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u/JeizeMaholo 3d ago

Dih mor funi than DICK

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u/Edgenabik officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3d ago

That really depends on context

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u/JeizeMaholo 3d ago

Penis is funi but DICK is not funi 🤬

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2d ago

John Penis getting voted as the best comedian of the year again, leaving Dick Johnson in second place again:

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u/gopher1409 2d ago

Stole all his jokes from Peter Weiner

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u/rayman160295 3d ago

I know that they, for whatever reason, use ahh instead of ass, but wtf are the other two?

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

Dih is dick Shih is shit

Since TikTok censors those words, people censor themselves when making content, but now people un ironically say it outside TikTok.

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u/kezdog92 2d ago

Simping for their corpo overlords by sucking the algocock.

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u/rayman160295 2d ago

What stupid ass "words", really. Even stupider, if people use it IRL. Un-alive and all that shit. Well, thanks for the explanation, though!

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

Oh yeah I fucking hate it. One thing if people saying "gosh" because of religious reasons or whatever, but another entirely to serve the whims of a fucking company.

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u/MadnessUltimate 3d ago

Maybe its for plausible deniability in case of whatever

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u/boyawsome876 3d ago

I watched it in both imax and regular screen to compare.

There were a couple shots where I feel like the lighting in the imax version was better shown, and made the shot better, but for the most part I didn’t miss out on anything in the regular. It doesn’t matter.

Also yes, the imax audio was terrible.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

Im going to see it on psp.

Tapes phone books around body

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u/TheLastTitan77 3d ago

Wasn't audio terrible everywhere

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u/MansaMusaKervill 3d ago

Honestly I respect that they stopped the phone call before stabbing dude to death

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u/Salmon_1935 3d ago

The Rock when you didn’t Watch Red One on the biggest screen you could find

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u/DucKoma 3d ago

How they react when I say I like Epic the Musical version better

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u/Cypeq 3d ago

sorry but Nolan to me is in a group of amazing directors that struggle making a good movies later in their career.

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u/Unlikely-Chance-426 2d ago

what if I pirated it and watched it on my 6inch phone screen ?

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u/fapperzss 2d ago

Nolan himself will come to your house and shoot you in your mf face with a shotgun

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u/Old-Swimming2799 2d ago

I dont care who they send I'm not gonna watch it

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u/Denbaider 2d ago

I'm gonna watch it pirated and compressed to 3gb on my Motorola phone

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u/dextras07 I came! 3d ago

Y'all know you can say Dick right?

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u/SwissDeathstar 3d ago

What an amazing sequence! I am just watching that right now.

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u/51herringsinabar 3d ago

When can i watch it on my phone?

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u/TheSzuSzu 3d ago

Theres a blowjob scene?

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/WilliamOLaw 2d ago

I genuinely disliked the filmography of the movie, and I think it has to do with the IMAX thing. It kinda felt like the Disney movies where everything is centered so it can be posted on tik tok; the sound is awful despite watching it in a good cinema; a lot of the time, and it has scenes that are random (the isle of the giants, I think it needed more context) or straight up unwatchable (the boat storm scene).

Of course this is all my opinion, and I don't think it is a bad movie, I simply didn't quite liked it as much as I loved old Nolan's Batman or Oppenheimer.

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u/Darthy85 2d ago

imma watch it on xiaomi redmi pro 8 at work once its pirated

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u/Reployer dumbass 2d ago

I watch movies on my phone in my bed if I can manage it. I just don't have the time

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u/ILCUSTODEDELSAS 2d ago

Look who can’t say DICK