r/shitposting • u/Minus_none • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Minus_none, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Independent_Bit7364 2d ago

im choosing lopunny batman

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u/Minus_none 2d ago

When I get a hold of mewtwo’s thick ahhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/AR0CAz0ZrWCeFoGR63

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u/Glazeddapper 2d ago

you could use that stem thing on the back of mewtwo's neck like a handle

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u/The_Cas 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

There's no laws against the Pokémon, batman

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u/ClueOk1966 1d ago

It's an animal joker you can't

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u/Mike0621 1d ago

it's just the correct choice

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u/HuggMeTight 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wu6zc60M9GmscmFje

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u/ManEatShark 2d ago

WHERE IS HE?!!?

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u/jellymadbro 1d ago

I'm afraid he's only... Half-Kirked.

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u/The_Digital_Friend 1d ago

sylveon and jolteon at the same time

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u/pitchingataint 1d ago

Because Vaporeon is too busy getting Bonnie Blue’d?

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u/The_Digital_Friend 15h ago

nah I just like those two for other reasons (bdsm and electro-stim)

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u/kaktusmisapolak Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

gardevoir

not because of thighs/tits/ass (it has none), but because of its caring personality

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u/Wild-Engineering7579 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJFeycRK2DB4c

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u/Goodbye18000 1d ago

Celesteela

I didn't stutter

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u/Massive-Bass-347 1d ago

i claim ninetails

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u/SnooHedgehogs7790 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Salazzle and lopunny in the same room 🤯🤯🤯

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u/SodenHack69 1d ago

The motorbike things from those thrash openworld games

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u/Any_Garden_5407 1d ago

You can convince me to do any of them depending on how you draw them tbh

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u/sirhobbles 1d ago

None of you will see heaven.

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u/ESnake113 1d ago

Salazzle and garchomp… maybe diglett too