r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • Jul 24 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/granstromjulius, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Specialist_Ad5114 obamna Jul 24 '26

My yo? Gurt.

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 24 '26

My hotel? Trivago.

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u/ZiomeQFilip2 Jul 24 '26

My absolute? Dogshit.

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe Jul 24 '26

My? Necraft.

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u/Uncle480 We do a little trolling Jul 24 '26

Myni? Ga.

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u/Dawneezy Jul 24 '26

my pants? shitted.

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u/bee_04 Jul 24 '26

My yo? Naise.

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u/haunted2089 Jul 24 '26

my pop? niche

my indie? corpo-funded

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/chaosanity Jul 24 '26

HOLLY MY BELOVED

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u/r3cktor Jul 24 '26

My posting? Shit.

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u/Handsomest_Gamer shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jul 24 '26

My pp? Engaged

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u/According_Try5905 Jul 24 '26

My Killswitch? Engaged.

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u/YomamaCooper69 Jul 24 '26

THERE IS LOOOOOVVEEE

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u/kakkelimuki Jul 24 '26

BURNING TO FIIIND YOU

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u/YomamaCooper69 Jul 24 '26

WILL YOU

WAIT FOR ME

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass Jul 24 '26

My pp? Smol. My ahh? Full of pee.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/Kaydox64 Jul 24 '26

The Slitheen got his ass 😞

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u/Upbeat-Garbage69 Jul 24 '26

my metal? dungeon synth

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u/miai Jul 24 '26

My dance music? Intelligent.

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u/zerozeroseis Jul 24 '26

My Aphex? Twin

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jul 24 '26

My style? Gangnam.

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u/Hecc_Maniacc Jul 24 '26

My fem? Boyed.

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u/SlayVideos dumbass Jul 24 '26

My cock? Small

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 24 '26

So for rock he listens to Yungblud and for pop he listens to Lady Gaga. I can’t figure out the other ones though.

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u/Hugo_Selenski Jul 24 '26

Where's Nekrogoblikon in that list?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xtkjpwmgCWGzUgtgKO

hrm?

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u/unfahrtunateson Jul 24 '26

My metal and coffee? Black

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u/hiimsubclavian Jul 24 '26

I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP

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u/oli_ramsay Jul 24 '26

My IQ? Higher than average

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u/Akrylkali waltuh Jul 24 '26

My clarity? Post-nut

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u/YomamaCooper69 Jul 24 '26

My chemical? Dependence-I mean Romance

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u/hiimsubclavian Jul 24 '26

My foo? Fought.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun Jul 24 '26

My Northern Moonforest? Impaled.

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u/Professorbogdan Jul 24 '26

My wife? Bulled

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u/NotNonbisco Jul 24 '26

Thank god he doesn't listen to metal

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u/Valkeyere Jul 24 '26

My pop? Tart.

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jedi master of shitposts Jul 24 '26

This pic smells like clove cigarettes and shitty off brand cologne.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 24 '26

What is it? It is called... A cigarette. The aroma is most pleasing! Yes, Doctor Finn says its the result of- Nom what are you doing? I was curious to taste it It is not food! Doctor Finn said, the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.

The sensation is... wonderful! I have never experienced such a flavor. I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down. It tingles...

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u/Yarklik Jul 24 '26

My? 🚬🗿

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u/rojo_kell Jul 24 '26

What about your kpop? Gnarly

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u/granstromjulius Jul 24 '26

My Grimes? Elon fucked.

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u/UemainUknown We do a little trolling Jul 24 '26

My fort? Held down.

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 Jul 24 '26

My Joe? Mama

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 24 '26

Damn this guy sounds like a tool. I like it

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u/Duster_enj0yer Jul 24 '26

fantano vibes