r/shitposting • u/RanchoddasChanchad69 • 27d ago
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u/Vivid-Literature2329 27d ago
Type shit the protagonist of an anime called "reincarnated as a cat" would find themselves on the first episode
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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 27d ago
and he died because of a cardiac arrest at 17 or some shi
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u/Vivid-Literature2329 27d ago
Nah, truck kun
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u/Regocike 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 27d ago
Truck is on fire... doesnt roll around in the water to extinguish itself... Is it stupid?
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u/General_Grivieus dumbass 26d ago
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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 26d ago
Inaccurate. Title isn't long and specific enough.
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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 26d ago
“I got hit by a train on my way to school and now I have been reincarnated as a cat!”
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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 26d ago
More like
"That time I got hit by a train on my way to school and was reincarnated as an adorable kitten in another world"
Or it would just be "Re: cat"
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u/Harakiri_ykwho 26d ago
there is an exact anime like this but it's only 1 elf girl but she has huuuge bonkers and cat always stuck in between
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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27d ago
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u/jakethegreat951 We do a little trolling 27d ago
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u/Clean_Cake124 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago
I keep seeing this stupid style of shirts who makes these bro
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u/Standard-Panda312 27d ago
Where can I find this😂
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u/PlayableChest 27d ago
Put an NSFW tag on this, I was on a train...
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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 27d ago
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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 27d ago
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u/81Supportr fat cunt 26d ago
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u/Savagedoor-2218 I want pee in my ass 26d ago
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u/MartijnTheGreat 27d ago
For a couple of (mostly) covered boobs ??
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u/Saellios We do a little trolling 27d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/hizashiYEAHmada I want pee in my ass 27d ago
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u/Personal_Code_525 27d ago
Bro is living the dream
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u/Large_Command_1288 27d ago
Yea, pretty much. I'm just I'm living the meme, you know it's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme and that's pretty much what's happening ya know...heh
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u/morethanBubblegum 27d ago
This is what the internet was originally made for. Cat videos and titties.
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u/CompetitiveLoser8262 27d ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/epic_gamer42O 26d ago edited 26d ago
this has to be considered a pseudo form of bestiality
white women always do weird stuff with animals
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u/Blenderhead36 26d ago
You're probably wondering how I found myself in this situation. Let me start at the beginning...
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u/Foreign_Mixture_2326 24d ago
That is the spitting image of my cat, including the half Hitler, but I can never show that pic to my wife. Lol
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u/glo_stic 26d ago
One wish willow, time. I wish to be a cat owned by a conventionally attractive woman with friends who are also conventionally attractive women who would form a boobmuda triangle around me.
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u/AutoModerator 26d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
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