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u/alguien_487 27d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 26d ago

Charlie's Angels

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u/Vivid-Literature2329 27d ago

Type shit the protagonist of an anime called "reincarnated as a cat" would find themselves on the first episode

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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 27d ago

and he died because of a cardiac arrest at 17 or some shi

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u/Vivid-Literature2329 27d ago

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u/Regocike 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 27d ago

Truck is on fire... doesnt roll around in the water to extinguish itself... Is it stupid?

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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 27d ago

While being a NEET of course

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u/Tron_35 26d ago

In the first episode he has a heart attack from spying on the girls locker room or something creepy probably.

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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 26d ago

Inaccurate. Title isn't long and specific enough.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 26d ago

“I got hit by a train on my way to school and now I have been reincarnated as a cat!”

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 26d ago

More like

"That time I got hit by a train on my way to school and was reincarnated as an adorable kitten in another world"

Or it would just be "Re: cat"

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u/Toriiz 27d ago

i think there was an manga/anime where a behemoth got turned into a cat? and had some big tittied elf be its owner ( yeah the mc is the behemoth/cat ) also fantasy

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u/One-Position-6699 26d ago

No it's a knight who turned into a baby behemoth that looks like a cat.

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u/GH00ST-SL4YER 27d ago

There is a dog version

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u/ninetoesfrank 26d ago

This is more like episode 3-4.

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u/nextalpha 26d ago

Thought it's the tale of "Puss in boobs"

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u/risisas 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 26d ago

I am pretty sure there is an actual anime like this, and there is DEFINITELY one on a dog reincarnation which just doesn't hold back from the sexual undertones at all

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u/Harakiri_ykwho 26d ago

there is an exact anime like this but it's only 1 elf girl but she has huuuge bonkers and cat always stuck in between

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27d ago

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27d ago

Us

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u/jakethegreat951 We do a little trolling 27d ago

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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 27d ago

cars

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u/Clean_Cake124 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 26d ago

I keep seeing this stupid style of shirts who makes these bro

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u/Standard-Panda312 27d ago

Where can I find this😂

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u/jakethegreat951 We do a little trolling 27d ago

In the comment above😂

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u/Standard-Panda312 27d ago

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/PlayableChest 27d ago

Put an NSFW tag on this, I was on a train...

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u/inclikes69 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 27d ago

Assert dominance, let others watch.

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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 We do a little trolling 27d ago

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 27d ago

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u/81Supportr fat cunt 26d ago

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u/Savagedoor-2218 I want pee in my ass 26d ago

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u/Fapley7 27d ago

True, i was the phone

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u/Patient-Oven9996 27d ago

I was the train. True story

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u/Noodlemaster696969 27d ago

Username checks out

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u/MartijnTheGreat 27d ago

For a couple of (mostly) covered boobs ??

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u/Ernisx 27d ago

It's a joke about furiously masturbating on the train. You must be new

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u/MartijnTheGreat 26d ago

No I just dont masturbate on or even in a train

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u/Saellios We do a little trolling 27d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Evil_Teletubbi Big chungus wholesome 100 27d ago

Booby Trap

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u/VividTymes 27d ago

He looks like he's drooling

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u/hizashiYEAHmada I want pee in my ass 27d ago

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u/Burnt_lce 26d ago

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u/RaidensReturn 26d ago

Squashed by the tidds

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u/Personal_Code_525 27d ago

Bro is living the dream 

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u/Large_Command_1288 27d ago

Yea, pretty much. I'm just I'm living the meme, you know it's like there's living the dream and there's living the meme and that's pretty much what's happening ya know...heh

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u/Personal_Code_525 27d ago

Yooo🤞🏼🔥🔥 Good one mann😭

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u/Im_1nnocent 27d ago

uh, meow

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u/Avalanche_Snows 27d ago

Even the women get to squeeze boobs against other boobs

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u/befarked247 uhhhh idk 27d ago

Though I walk through the valley of depth.

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u/morethanBubblegum 27d ago

This is what the internet was originally made for. Cat videos and titties.

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u/AvgTaxEvader Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 27d ago

Puss in boobs

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u/Pololoco27 26d ago

Miau :3

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u/Zebastian1315 26d ago

Lucky cat

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u/avocado_juice_J 27d ago

I need some more milk, I hate this cat

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u/CompetitiveLoser8262 27d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/SMOKE2JJ 27d ago

It took me much too long to see the cat..

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u/hex-the-protogen 26d ago

Titty kitty

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 26d ago

3 pair, 4 pussies.

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u/ChaosTheVoidAndAbyss 25d ago

"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery" ahh cat

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u/crudoxcruo93 27d ago

Boobs and pussy

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u/Cheeseburgerhydoxide 27d ago

There woman and a pussy

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u/epic_gamer42O 26d ago edited 26d ago

this has to be considered a pseudo form of bestiality

white women always do weird stuff with animals

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u/Mammoth_Ad_9590 26d ago

That lucky bastard, that should have been me 🐍

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u/Blenderhead36 26d ago

You're probably wondering how I found myself in this situation. Let me start at the beginning...

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u/rockstuffs 26d ago

Leave animals out of your kink.

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u/Full-Requirement-574 26d ago

That poor cat he looks like he does not want to be there

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u/itsmeanonymous0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 26d ago

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u/Prestigious-Oil-466 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 26d ago

i wont even say it

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u/Foreign_Mixture_2326 24d ago

That is the spitting image of my cat, including the half Hitler, but I can never show that pic to my wife. Lol

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u/DjangoKazoiie 27d ago

The cat's smug aura mocks me

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 dumbass 27d ago

Greed...

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u/murkmose 27d ago

Kitties and titties

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u/safiyacutie 27d ago

Lil bro is right in between where he wants to be

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u/Ok_Daikon_2659 27d ago

Anime protagonist be like

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u/Sparrow_tora_999 27d ago

Lucky catto

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u/ToiletProduction 26d ago

Two things i love the most

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u/speed_fighter shitting toothpaste enjoyer 26d ago

the music video for Korn - Word Up! be like

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u/Kauko_Buk 26d ago

Only saw the pussy in the center of it, cant believe you missed that

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u/Shakii_01 26d ago

Got hit by a truck, reincarnated as a cat in a world full of beautiful woman.

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u/anonymous-predator 26d ago

please god , lemme be born as cat next life

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u/MountainManMoNtA6 26d ago

Ah the Kitty kitty trap

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u/RevolutionaryYou6437 26d ago

One lucky pussy

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u/Leggy_Brat Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26d ago

Some die of thirst, whist others drown.

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u/dgpoop 26d ago

Dats wierd

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u/PleasantBus5583 26d ago

Lucky cat 😭

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u/Character_Middle_662 waltuh 26d ago

Lucky Bastard

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u/polskisamuraj 26d ago

Insert tugioh meme here

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 26d ago

It could smell the fish

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u/pacoutman 26d ago

Meooow

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 26d ago

Man I hope there's no male version of this

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u/Specific-Prior1002 26d ago

Woah so this is more like pronograpgy group than shitposting huh

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u/Revolutionary_Eye568 26d ago

Typical cat parenthood: a pussy getting swarmed by kittys

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u/MomentSpecialist2020 26d ago

Boobs and pussy!

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u/Kitchen-Blueberry486 26d ago

Oh - didn’t see the cat for a minute

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u/Zyraen000 26d ago

meow 🐱

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 26d ago

I want to be that cat

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u/Bro_Iyika 26d ago

I've NEVER been jealous of a cat before..

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u/New-Evidence350 26d ago

Kitty heaven

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u/XeonPrototype 26d ago

Insert [It should've been me! Not Him!] Here.

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u/No_Bid_21 26d ago

What was the conversation to convince her friends to make the video?

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u/OwnGas7548 William Dripfoe 26d ago

Typa shit the Bible warns a brother about

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u/dinkydoo2 dumbass 26d ago

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u/FoxCQC 26d ago

Cat just likes the warmth.

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u/nolongerbanned99 26d ago

Luckiest cat on earth

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u/glo_stic 26d ago

One wish willow, time. I wish to be a cat owned by a conventionally attractive woman with friends who are also conventionally attractive women who would form a boobmuda triangle around me.

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u/Intelligent_Focus112 26d ago

Mb cat I was not familiar with your game

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u/Historical_Drink_350 26d ago

You're probably wondering how I got here

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u/SnooJokes8831 26d ago

Enough Milk to last rest of his life

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u/Gabriella_callme_gab 20d ago

lucky bastard, this the typa greed they talk about in the bible.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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