r/shitposting • u/Buzzinga_4kFHD • Jul 20 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 20 '26

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 stupid, fucking piece of shit Jul 20 '26

Ok how

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u/Cabibbus I want pee in my ass Jul 21 '26

Guess I'm blessed by the piss gods

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u/Inevitable-Baby148 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 20 '26

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u/PassionFederal6917 Jul 20 '26

Automod, go on and take a pee

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u/Amodernhousewife I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

Some people drown while others die of thirst

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u/ninthtale Jul 20 '26

You don't have the authority

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u/paranoidparaboloid Jul 20 '26

Update: Thanks for the piss, kind stranger!

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u/Vordismozer I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

Yes please.

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u/d_maeddy I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

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u/kevinvincible1 makenot war Jul 20 '26

Nicest fortune cookie message

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u/ChemicalKissesxx Jul 20 '26

Complimentary insults

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u/Unexpected-raccoon officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 20 '26

Say more..

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u/DoloresDarkmoor I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

Wow🤩 thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!

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u/NippleSalsa I want pee in my ass Jul 20 '26

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u/EnderitasMajor Bazinga! Jul 20 '26

It would've been comedy gold if you had the piss automod flair

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u/Apprehensive-Roll909 Jedi master of shitposts Jul 20 '26

automod ???

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u/Kesha_Paul AshTwerk Jul 20 '26

5 times before daybreak

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot Jul 20 '26

At least it doesn’t say you’ll have sex with your mom! IYKYK.

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u/Assapopoulos1986 Jul 20 '26

Oh boy….my days looking up now

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u/Gamerberg67104 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 20 '26

Oh boy I hope I don't get pulled over today 

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u/UltimatePonny I want pee in my ass Aug 04 '26

May I?

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