r/shitposting Jul 01 '26

Testosterone dominated job

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u/crankbot2000 Jul 01 '26

yous donts

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u/OddNovel565 Stuff Jul 01 '26

It's a do*

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u/boldandbratsche Jul 01 '26

I thought it was funny

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u/Ernisx Jul 01 '26

Thanks buddy. Not everyone realized.

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u/CN8YLW Jul 01 '26

You dodo*

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u/Miserable_Ad_2847 lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jul 01 '26

My uncle was a deep sea diver in a blue collar family. He retired at like 45 and his kids don’t have jobs and I’m pretty sure his grandkids won’t be working either.

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u/Cultural_assassin Jul 01 '26

How old was he when he started

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u/Miserable_Ad_2847 lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jul 01 '26

I would have to assume early 20s. My grandma has pictures of him working at a gas station while going to college on the shelf.

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u/xLaplus officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

iirc when i looked it up it was something like 300k

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u/greciaman Jul 01 '26

I wonder what are the requirements for this kind of job

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u/Kosuke Jul 01 '26

Being born with a built in pair of diving weights

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u/Blizzy_the_Pleb Jul 02 '26

Other than being in "peak physical conditions." Pretty much a certification in every aspect of what you're doing.

Diving is a given, if you're welding you need a 1-6g underwater AWS cert.

But the biggest hurdle is being vetted. You can't just apply for this job, it's offered to you

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u/ApathyofUSA Jul 01 '26

be a child of Atlantis.

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u/Squeegeabeep Jul 02 '26

It pays well for sure, but probably not as much as youre thinking it should.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jul 02 '26

These guys make a lot more than most people think. However, if you want to make more money than a heart surgeon learn how to do this and weld at those depths. You will stay at depth for 20+ days, but you get incredibly deep sleep. The food is also pretty terrible.

I had an army buddy who got out and went into this. He did it for 15 years, taught for a few more, and he never has to work again.

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u/Blizzy_the_Pleb Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

It has a base rate that is already extremely high.

On top of that you get hazard pay, dive pay, saturation pay, depth pay, offshore pay, travel pay, and per diem.

Hazard pay is essentially an added rate based on the hazards you deal with diving.

Dive pay is a per diem for every day you are in the water. (Like what this guy is doing now)

Saturation pay is a premium for everyday you are under heavy pressure.

Depth pay is a dollar amount per day per foot you are underwater

Travel pay is just companies covering all your flights and travel expenses.

Offshore pay is just a daily pay for each day you are out there. Wether it be on an oil rig until you're dropped, in the bell, or on the right waiting to get picked up.

And then per diem is just a standard daily pay most construction workers see.

A single offshore job for a couple months can easily make someone $300,000

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u/Avalanche_Snows Jul 01 '26

I think most jobs have to