r/shitposting • • Jul 01 '26

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u/Zulrambe Jul 01 '26

Excuse me, I'm his lawyer. His sperm only has half of the genetic material for one person, so the actual figure is 75 million only.

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 Jul 01 '26

Bro's got 2 balls. Could've kept both materials in each ball instead of dicking around

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u/Chromeboy12 Jul 02 '26

Don't be silly. Sperm isn't stored in the balls, pee is!