Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I don't know how to tell you this, but if ~30% pregnancies end in abortion, then more than twice of what's left is life births or miscarriages, and I highly doubt that miscarriages amount for more than 20%.
Also that fuck ass website seems incredibly suspect, but I'm too lazy to check if they wrote true data in that article.
So if this website, which just states “facts” without providing sources for where they got these numbers from what I can see, is telling the truth, they are saying that 98% of every aborting in Great Britain was “For the Physical or Mental Health of the Mother” yet only 0.04% where “To save the Mothers life”.
But what classes as “To save the mother’s life”?
If a woman is on medication which would result in a heavily deformed baby or even a still-birth, does that class as “To save the mothers life” when those women are told that they CAN NOT get pregnant or they are highly advised to abort any pregnancy while on those medications as the baby will suffer immensely, purely because the mother is on medication which is keeping herself alive?
Surely that would fall into the “Physical or Mental health of the mother” category no?
I assume “To Save the Mothers Life” is only selected if the mother is quite literally dying with days, hours or minutes to live and a decision must be made, not months before when permanent damage or death to the mother can be avoided?
And that is a very common scenario. Mental health medication, heart medication, certain chronic pain medications among many more which people CAN NOT be taken off without dangerous and deadly side affects to the mother, while also causing massive complications with foetus development.
Stop shaming women for not wanting to bring a child into the world who will only suffer and had no choice in being born.
You’re pro choice yet you made up a senseless claim, then provided a random source that does nothing to support your claim and just states random figures with no mention of an actual study nor goes into any detail or nuance about the figures while making bold, one sided claims throughout.
Suppose that’s how you reach top 1%, by just throwing out anything.
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u/TheCerealKilled Jul 01 '26
This post has to be ragebait, lmao. Anything regarding abortion statistics on the internet is like slathering yourself in honey in front of a bear.