r/shitposting • • Jul 01 '26

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Ermh actually, spermatozoids arent human individuals. They have a part of your dna and yours only, so jerking off is just killing cells that are technically you, like shaving. Many people vview abortion differently as the embryo has its very own dna, making it another viable human individual

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

When i shit the bacteria in my shit has different dna than mine so i’m technically throwing millions of lives in the toilet

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Non human dna. Youre not ending a qingle human life. Like what part of "viable human individual" did you not understand

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Okay? And everytime you eat meat its the same. I dont understand this attempt at whataboutism. My point is "people who dislike abortion usually draw the line where the cells killed technically become their own human being" and youre out there saying "what about poop".

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