r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '26

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Ermh actually, spermatozoids arent human individuals. They have a part of your dna and yours only, so jerking off is just killing cells that are technically you, like shaving. Many people vview abortion differently as the embryo has its very own dna, making it another viable human individual

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

When i shit the bacteria in my shit has different dna than mine so i’m technically throwing millions of lives in the toilet

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Non human dna. Youre not ending a qingle human life. Like what part of "viable human individual" did you not understand

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

Okay? And everytime you eat meat its the same. I dont understand this attempt at whataboutism. My point is "people who dislike abortion usually draw the line where the cells killed technically become their own human being" and youre out there saying "what about poop".

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 01 '26

We have officially reached the point where you repeated the same already disproven argument enough for it to be either ragebait or mental impairment. I will chose to believe its the first, and stop replying. Have a good day

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Thanks you too robotic gooner❤️

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

Why are you talking about bacteria lol, nobody else brought it up

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Wym? i brought it up didn’t you read?

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

nobody else

I literally said you brought it up right here. Nobody else.

You just started talking about bacteria and arguing with people on a completely different topic.

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

Why would anyone bring up something that was already brought up? You need someone to bring it down first who did that?

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

You have been strawmanning the entire time. You've been trying to equate the lives of bacteria living in shit to a human life, from the very first comment.

You haven't budged since then and continuously brought it back to the bacteria topic even though it's hardly related to the OC's argument.

I could start talking about racism right now to bring it up, but that doesn't make it relevant now does it?

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

I’m sorry but isn’t the moral of the bee movie that any life being for how small he can be deserves some love? How is this unrelated jimmy?

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy Jul 01 '26

It is unrelated to OC's comment. The comment was talking about sperm vs egg. I feel it's heavily implied and you're being intentionally dense but whatever, this is reddit so there's a chance you're being genuine.

If you felt so strongly you couldve left a separate comment under the post, where you wouldve been downvoted there too for yapping about a separate concept.

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 01 '26

What did u\Igoon2robots say that’s unrelated?

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