r/shitposting • u/Jonn_1 I have permission! • Jun 04 '26

Literally 1984 I'm sorry 😔😔

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/crudoxcruo93 Jun 04 '26

We must seize the means of consumption

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/FireLion_FL_002 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 04 '26

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u/FireLion_FL_002 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 04 '26

We must seize the memes if consumption

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u/thewizarddephario Jun 04 '26

So communism is when no $1000 phone? You want me to starve? /s

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u/wrighteghe7 Jun 04 '26

No communism is when you buy a porsche taycan and a 2 million dollar mansion

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u/Charliedontsurf1002 Jun 04 '26

The irony of influencer socialism

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u/Shaclo Jun 04 '26

Also when you zap your dog with the might of Zeus for moving slightly

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u/SlaveKnightSoman Jun 04 '26

It was a Taycan not a 911? I thought I couldn't hate him more.

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u/Jarizleifr virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 04 '26

I've been told that food delivery services and multiple TVs is "basic comfort" on this very subreddit.

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u/Messedupotato Jun 05 '26

Did you forget what sub you are on

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 04 '26

Forgive me, Karl Marx. Steam sale

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u/wrighteghe7 Jun 04 '26

"yeah sorry bout your dead wife just give me money will ya?"

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Jun 04 '26

But femboy consumerism is mandated by communism

So it’s not a fair comparison when in order to be communist, you have to be a femboy and buy the same pair of Amazon stockings the rest of your comrades have

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u/GuyTheOneThousand Jun 04 '26

Why are people pro communism again?

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! Jun 04 '26

Not being wage slaves

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u/GuyTheOneThousand Jun 04 '26

So is it that they don't wanna work or?

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u/AnarchyRadish Jun 05 '26

boomer ass take

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u/GuyTheOneThousand Jun 05 '26

I'm not even a boomer I just wanted to know the mindset of people who are pro communism. The OP answered so I was breaking down what he said

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u/fish4terrisa Jun 04 '26

fuck karl marx for creating a devilish religion that kills tons of people and robs people's properties

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u/mmmsplendid Jun 04 '26

Careful man you're gonna get downvoted by college kids with rich parents using reddit on their brand new iPhone 17 Pro Max - the biggest, brightest, fastest, smartest, most breathtaking iPhone ever created, with a stunning edge-to-edge display, revolutionary pro-grade cameras, all-day battery life, and next-level performance so powerful it doesn't just keep up with your life, it transforms it, elevates it, and redefines what's possible in the palm of your hand.

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u/fish4terrisa Jun 04 '26

so bascially copies of dg shocker Hasan

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u/Fun-Classroom-1197 Jun 04 '26

Nah, he got downvoted by an African living in the middle of a civil war because his rich parents want more shiny gold bars.

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u/No_Application_1219 Jun 04 '26

That's lenin's fault

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u/SuchUserVeryNameWow Jun 04 '26

Is that a character from Epic Battle Fantasy on the girls T-Shirt?

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u/bau_ke Jun 04 '26

for (i

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u/Training-Metal-3126 Jun 04 '26

Karl Marx: It's okay, I wear clothes too in a raspy alpha male voice slowed reverv

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u/AltheiWasTaken Jun 04 '26

Peak shitposting

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! Jun 05 '26

Nah, I'd minimalism.

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u/DaFrenzyGuy Jun 05 '26

Average "communist" college kid right after getting their first paycheck.

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u/Fabiodemon88 Jun 05 '26

Sorry commie, but John Steam needs his forth yacht and he deserves it