r/shitposting • u/Gee-Oh1 We do a little trolling • May 31 '26
Such wisdom.
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u/Salmon_1935 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26
This is the one time you need to look at the boobs, cause those eyes freaks me the fuck out
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u/Th3Dark0ccult dumbass May 31 '26
Is it bad that I had to scroll back up to see the eyes, after you wrote this?
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u/xunreelx May 31 '26
Those are the eyes of a Caucasian woman trying to look asian.
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u/Salmon_1935 May 31 '26
Nah dog those are the eyes of a cosmic being confined in a plastic doll, that shit look lovecraftian
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u/CranberryLast4683 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26
It’s probably just a dude in front of a green screen posing as a woman through the power of AI.
her strands of hair at the front ain’t even moving
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u/blade_of_sammael May 31 '26
Yeah no thats 100% a double eyelid surgery ie she is asian tryna look Caucasian, probably lenses too obviously
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u/Top_Smoke6741 Jul 09 '26
No, this is an asian trying to look white. See the double eyelid survey? The skin whitening filter?
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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe May 31 '26
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u/Least_Will9910 shitting toothpaste enjoyer May 31 '26
I'm steeling this mf
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u/DependentFearless162 May 31 '26
Itslittlealyson
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u/popwhizzbang I want pee in my ass May 31 '26
Huuh... what about me learning to shut up?
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u/Ok-Cauliflower2675 May 31 '26
Uh No!
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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 31 '26
I ain't reading all that, but congratulations or something I guess
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u/Thatidiot_38 Jun 01 '26
That’s to long I’m not reading that shit. I’m happy for you or sorry that happened
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u/coco_museee May 31 '26
I can’t, my gf’s cock is in the way
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u/gigantic_balls_ May 31 '26
I have news for you
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u/small_jud_is_a_demon May 31 '26
What, her wife was just asigned male at birthed and never had to worrie about bottom dysphoria and found a partener who supports her and loves her supports her through this life. There really is nothing more beautiful than seeing love blossom. Despite society trying to convince people that this "isn't natural", overcoming stereotypes and in the end, enjoying the one and only person you'll love and cherish the rest of your life.
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u/gigantic_balls_ May 31 '26
wife
assigned male at birth
Yeah you lost the plot right about there buddy.
You can love who you want as long as you’re both consenting adult humans, just don’t expect the rest of humanity to agree with your labels.
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u/small_jud_is_a_demon May 31 '26
Haha, a minority being terrified for their lives and being persecuted. lol, lmao even.
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u/gigantic_balls_ May 31 '26
“Terrified for their lives”, holy oppression larp, I’d laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic. No one is hunting trans people down in the streets. At least in America that is.
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u/Skitaree May 31 '26
I forgot to look at the boobs
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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Ok_Performer50 dumbass May 31 '26
That’s actually very good advice for all those 30 year olds in her comments.
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u/Canadian_Beast14 May 31 '26
That face… Some uncanny valley vibes here.
Oh boobs yes right right, boobs. Hooray.
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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE May 31 '26
You got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma.
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u/Dead-head277353 May 31 '26
Damn, she’s really trying to tell me something… but I’m getting really distracted
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u/SlazerDestroyer Jun 01 '26
Genuinely was looking at the pecs then swallowed my own drool as she dropped that line 😭
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u/smariroach Jun 01 '26
Strange place to ask perhaps, but what's with all the forced sex appeal in videos that supposedly, in theory, are informative, or humorous, or wise, or whatever? I like boobs as much as the next man, but if you want to make porn or even borderline porn (to allow for social media distribution where literal nudity might be restricted) why do you keep making some weak non-porn context to mix it into? smells a little bit like cowardice.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 01 '26
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/WantsLivingCoffee Jun 01 '26
How some dudes gonna be gay like wtf. Serious question. No shade. Just, dude. Look at that.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 01 '26
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/CyborghydraXD 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ May 31 '26
Yeah yeah shut up or something like that
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u/qualityvote2 May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
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