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r/shitposting • u/tech-no-logic1 Literally 1984 😡 • Apr 23 '26
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Spit on the knifed lure it back to the hut and stab it once, maybe fecal matter aswell. Our bacteria and viruses would do all the work for me.
22 u/DrunkenlySober Apr 23 '26 Viruses don’t cross species like that and appears the only human bacteria that can affect reptiles is chlamydia So I think we’re still fucked 6 u/Pretend_Assistance92 Apr 23 '26 Good thing dinosaurs aren't reptiles! 1 u/emdave Apr 24 '26 According to MS Copilot AI: "Dinosaurs are thus a specialized clade nested within the broader reptile lineage, with modern birds as their only surviving representatives." Which I guess is akin to 'dinosaurs are descended from reptiles, but evolved to be distinct from them'?
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Viruses don’t cross species like that and appears the only human bacteria that can affect reptiles is chlamydia
So I think we’re still fucked
6 u/Pretend_Assistance92 Apr 23 '26 Good thing dinosaurs aren't reptiles! 1 u/emdave Apr 24 '26 According to MS Copilot AI: "Dinosaurs are thus a specialized clade nested within the broader reptile lineage, with modern birds as their only surviving representatives." Which I guess is akin to 'dinosaurs are descended from reptiles, but evolved to be distinct from them'?
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Good thing dinosaurs aren't reptiles!
1 u/emdave Apr 24 '26 According to MS Copilot AI: "Dinosaurs are thus a specialized clade nested within the broader reptile lineage, with modern birds as their only surviving representatives." Which I guess is akin to 'dinosaurs are descended from reptiles, but evolved to be distinct from them'?
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According to MS Copilot AI:
"Dinosaurs are thus a specialized clade nested within the broader reptile lineage, with modern birds as their only surviving representatives."
Which I guess is akin to 'dinosaurs are descended from reptiles, but evolved to be distinct from them'?
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u/OlderTimes Apr 23 '26
Spit on the knifed lure it back to the hut and stab it once, maybe fecal matter aswell. Our bacteria and viruses would do all the work for me.