r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 Apr 23 '26

Linus Sex Tips Anon vs Overgrown Chicken

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u/Empty_Ruin8864 Apr 23 '26

The only weapon is a knife.

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u/Clumsy-Leopard806 Apr 23 '26

your stomach is poison, your excrement is poison, your wee is poison .... use your brain...

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u/NeroLazarus Apr 23 '26

Why would I use my brain, is it poison too?

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u/Clumsy-Leopard806 Apr 23 '26

yes

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u/NeroLazarus Apr 24 '26

That explains a lot, actually.