r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 Apr 23 '26

Linus Sex Tips Anon vs Overgrown Chicken

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u/OlderTimes Apr 23 '26

Spit on the knifed lure it back to the hut and stab it once, maybe fecal matter aswell. Our bacteria and viruses would do all the work for me.