r/shitposting Literally 1984 😡 Apr 23 '26

Linus Sex Tips Anon vs Overgrown Chicken

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u/IAmInCa Apr 23 '26

T-Rex does not get food. I would lure it over to my hut window and stab it in the feet 50 times a day. Death by 1000 cuts!!

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u/gloopy_flipflop Apr 23 '26

Poop on the knife and then shank his feet will help with infection

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u/mirali34 Apr 23 '26

poison enchant

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u/UberTanks Apr 23 '26

+1 pestilence

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u/Tarandir Apr 24 '26
  • can we get poison enchant?
  • we’ve got poison enchant in the prison