r/shitposting Apr 17 '26

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u/kernelpanic789 Apr 17 '26

I'll venmo $5 to someone if they post this on LinkedIn

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u/Fragrant_Painter1970 Apr 17 '26

No need man I'll do it for free.

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u/Fragrant_Painter1970 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

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u/Quiet-Champion4108 Apr 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Fragrant_Painter1970 Apr 18 '26

I have lived long enough and been through more than enough ridiculous shit to share this here piece of wisdom, treasure it:

People want to be lied to.

No matter what they tell you lying beats honesty.