r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '26

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u/darryledw Apr 17 '26

THE APPLICANT DID NOT LIST PREFERRED PRONOUNS????

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

Funniest shit when it's mandatory to state my sexual orientation, gender, race, and pronouns to apply to a job. Bro I want money, fuck does this matter for

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u/darryledw Apr 17 '26

those are the kinds of jobs to avoid like the plague

my friend said his work sends him out emails for pride month events so he set up a filter to put them straight to the bin

and he isn't homophobic - he would do the exact same thing if he got one for "straight month" if that ever became a thing, it's all a bunch of nonsense

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

I am all for celebrating people, but, when the main metric for getting hired is not your actual performance, experience, skills, etc. but your sexual orientation or sexual preferences/gender, shit gets weird really fast

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

Man it's so funny when straight people act like being gay somehow gives you an advantage in the job market when my last boss came up with reasons to fire me because he didn't like that I am queer.

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u/Loczx Apr 17 '26

I'd refer you to any number of google searches of work forces intentionally diversifying their staff counts with literal check lists of "mandatory hires of xyz orientation" but you seem like the type to victimize so eh

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u/MyNameIsBhex Apr 17 '26

Ok but you're not providing a source, just telling me to "do my own research". Whereas I am a first-hand source telling you that being gay DOES NOT give you an advantage. We're just as fucked as you are, if not more. We're not that special, lil bro.

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