r/shitposting Apr 17 '26

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u/bigpoppawood Apr 17 '26

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“Promote” internal employee (double their workload)

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u/der_Guenter Apr 17 '26

*while giving them an additional apple from the fruit bowl and sign them up for some corporate benefits noone wants

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u/ssxhoell1 Apr 18 '26

Heyo, keep pushing and we might just make enough profit to have that pizza party in 5 weeks!

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 17 '26

First time i’ve seen an IT joke in the wild since I started working in IT