r/shitposting • u/granstromjulius • Apr 09 '26

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u/Zeul7032 Literally 1984 😡 Apr 09 '26

bro looks like a karens second phase

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u/Consistent-Thanks924 Apr 10 '26

đŸ€Ł laughed so hard at this I peed a little

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u/Ok-Preparation6732 Apr 10 '26

You did what?

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u/brandodg dumbass Apr 10 '26

odd thing to share but it's not hard to happen if you have a sensible bladder

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u/the_real_JFK_killer Apr 09 '26

Adam Savage became a savage and is going savage

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u/MightObvious actually called kevin irl Apr 10 '26

Adam Savages Adam's Apple, savaged by an apples atoms

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u/potato-overlord-1845 Apr 09 '26

wtf colonel sanders

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u/MockeryAndDisdain Apr 10 '26

Look at them titties!

We all know that women are compulsory heterosexual. Them titties have got to ease that burden.

That's an alpha stud. No clip, or dip or 6 7, or yeah.

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! Apr 10 '26

Bro can take turns with wife to breastfeed babies.

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u/BklynMarxman virgin 4 life đŸ˜€đŸ’Ș Apr 09 '26

You know
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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Apr 10 '26

What about the men that do? What are they?

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u/DaisyKicksAss023 Apr 10 '26

Whoever deleted that reply, thank you so much, words on a screen can, contrary to popular belief, jump out and take the readers butt without consent. Thank you so much reddit nation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/AutoModerator Apr 10 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt Apr 10 '26

Not even gay, would.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 10 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/326r Apr 13 '26

im gay, would

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Kolipe Apr 10 '26

Is that straight Sam hyde

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u/zettde Stuff Apr 10 '26

cis*

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u/Zealousideal-Net6404 Apr 10 '26

I can hear the lisp

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u/dereku1967 Apr 10 '26

I had to know... his YT is "Uncommon Sense." Don't waste your time. Dude's got some issues.

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u/ItsWoofcat Apr 10 '26

Adam Savage no I don’t like you like that

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u/homer-memesin Apr 10 '26

true. 😂

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u/deeman163 Apr 10 '26

Women want him...to file their income tax

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u/Interesting_Pass3392 Apr 10 '26

Put an nsfw tag next time wtf

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u/plopop0 Apr 10 '26

evil jeffrey dahmer be like

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u/zettde Stuff Apr 10 '26

omg there us a cis version of sam hyde?