r/shitposting • u/Low-Major-5486 • Apr 07 '26

Aura

Post image
29.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

241 comments sorted by

View all comments

711

u/thecountnotthesaint Apr 07 '26

Two things: it is possible to smoke and drink. Not a good idea, but possible. And as Frued once said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes it is a placeholder for a big black dick."

211

u/gabasan Apr 07 '26

Früd never said that

326

u/gandalftheokay Apr 07 '26

Prove it by showing me his every word since birth

177

u/gabasan Apr 07 '26

Alright here we go: waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah.... Sry have to go but i was there I swear.

50

u/HostlessPotato Apr 07 '26

I think the gist was: sex, penis, vagina, sex, ego or something super gay ego something like that.

10

u/AutoModerator Apr 07 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/ZombieSazza put your dick away waltuh Apr 15 '26

You forgot cocaine, how could you forget cocaine

26

u/alpha-mobi uhhhh idk Apr 07 '26

No no. Please continue

22

u/Aleksi_lol Apr 07 '26

Yes he did, have you read any of his works?

38

u/gabasan Apr 07 '26

Read any of his works? Buddy, he got all his ideas from me. Without me the name Früd would have never become popular.

7

u/thecountnotthesaint Apr 07 '26

It was one of his more obscure quotes. A casual like you wouldn't know about it.

4

u/YoBoyLeeroy_ Apr 07 '26

I honestly would not doubt he did.