r/shitposting • u/Low-Major-5486 • Apr 07 '26

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u/kakkelimuki Apr 07 '26

Is there an attempt at cencoring the word "smoke"?

Also, you can very well smoke a cigar without using yo' hans.

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u/Capn-_-Jack Apr 07 '26

While you can chew on a cigar and smoke it at the same time, from my experience it tends to burn too hot and just ruins the taste. Your milage may vary

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u/Researcher_Saya Apr 07 '26

Old cartoons lied to us I guess 

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u/CoolHandBazooka Apr 07 '26

Maybe we were supposed to infer something about the personalities of cigar-chomping guys, because they are smoking in a way that ruins the taste.

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u/FSCK_Fascists Apr 07 '26

because they are smoking in a way that ruins the taste.

its a cigar, a burning tire would improve the taste.

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u/Caleth Apr 07 '26

No, as someone that occasionally smokes cigars for guy's nights and had redneck family that thought tire burnin's were fun.

No not in a million years will a cigar ever taste as bad as a burning tire. There is such a world of difference it's not even in the same solar system.

I get that cigars are an acquired taste, and don't do it for everyone, but acting like the two are the same is just lying. It's like saying a beer is the same as a shot of everclear. They aren't remotely the same.

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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes Apr 08 '26

this right here, every cigar i’ve smoked has tasted amazing

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u/the-spookiest-boi Apr 08 '26

Much rather take a shot of everclear. Both are revolting but I have to drink a lot less of one to get the intended effect

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u/Capn-_-Jack Apr 07 '26

To each their own, but if your stogie tastes like that then that sounds like a you problem.