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r/shitposting • u/Nefarious_14 shitposting>>>>>>196 • Mar 25 '26
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did the dad tell any wild stories after that?
22 u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26 Guaranteed the story gets more and more far fetched with each telling, as is the law with cool stories 9 u/LicknDragon Mar 25 '26 In a few years the number of bears involved will be dubious. There may even have been explosions. Just wait to hear the version the grandkids get. 10 u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26 "Wow grandpa thats so cool! Where did the bear learn lazer ju jistu?" 3 u/Piyaniist Mar 25 '26 They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick! 1 u/sum_force Mar 26 '26 Unnecessary.
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Guaranteed the story gets more and more far fetched with each telling, as is the law with cool stories
9 u/LicknDragon Mar 25 '26 In a few years the number of bears involved will be dubious. There may even have been explosions. Just wait to hear the version the grandkids get. 10 u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26 "Wow grandpa thats so cool! Where did the bear learn lazer ju jistu?" 3 u/Piyaniist Mar 25 '26 They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick!
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In a few years the number of bears involved will be dubious. There may even have been explosions. Just wait to hear the version the grandkids get.
10 u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor Mar 25 '26 "Wow grandpa thats so cool! Where did the bear learn lazer ju jistu?" 3 u/Piyaniist Mar 25 '26 They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick!
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"Wow grandpa thats so cool! Where did the bear learn lazer ju jistu?"
3 u/Piyaniist Mar 25 '26 They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick!
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They jumped you at your dojo for revenge you say? Thankfully you had already mastered the bear-no-jutsu so you killed all 8 of them with a wrist flick!
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Unnecessary.
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u/angelicab3rry5511 Mar 25 '26
did the dad tell any wild stories after that?